How is it that Erwin Sikowitz is not in jail?

How is it that Erwin Sikowitz is not in jail?

Eating wieners in a hot tub with high-school students seems like a bad idea.

     Erwin Sikowitz is the crazy 34 year old teacher who looks more like he is 50 years old.  Even his name reflects on his character, Psycho+Wits.  He is creepy and very touchy feely with his students.  How in the world is he still employed, and also not in jail?  Much of what he does as a professional teacher can be construed as child abuse.

Season 1 Episode 4 end credits, the show is advertising TheSlap.com, a real website that ran concurrent with the show in real time.  Sikowitz has some creepy things to say about the site.  Why does he look at his crotch when he says that he needs a rubber band?

Season 1 Episode 10, he is so obsessed about having students' urine in his mouth that he plays a harmonica that was in the boy's bathroom toilet.

Season 1 Episode 11, Sikowitz goes along with an embezzling scheme, to get the trust and cool factor of his 6 very specific students.

1-11, he takes his beloved students on their mission alone, and he has shag carpeting in his van.

1-11, seeing as he might get arrested, he bails at the first chance that he gets.

Season 1 Episode 12, he offers his wieners to anyone who would receive them.  Tori takes one, and Robbie does too.  That's a small commentary on which side he bats for.  He also doesn't say what they are made of, does he have a cooking license to officially offer them?  He also forces Tori to dance with him.

Season 1 Episode 13, Sikowitz hangs out, and performs, at the Karaoke Dokie, and 18 and *under* club.  This is highly inappropriate for him.

 

1-13, "You're going to love me, you're gonna tell me you're ready to go,

I'm already there [pointing to his penis], look up there, I'm the star of the show..."

Season 1 Episode 15, asking teenage students to do something for money seems wrong.  He could have phrased the question better.

Season 1 Episode 19, having sleepovers with students is very much against the moral conduct of teaching.

1-19, it's almost like he *is* asking them to look in the cabinet.

Season 2 Episode 2, the worst way to ask a teenage girl a question, especially from a teacher.

2-2, Jade helped Tori do a stunt that she was afraid of, by pushing her off of the ledge.  And, really?  a middle aged male teacher hugging a sophomore girl?

Season 2 Episode 4, Tori Vega passed out from giving 3 pints of blood to Robbie Shapiro for his emergency surgery.  She could not do her part in the play, and Sikowitz took over the part.  In doing so, he took off her clothes and switched them with his own.

iCarly: iParty with VicTORious: Sikowitz flirts with Cat.

iCarly, he yells in his bath tub?  I wonder why...

iCarly, what type of teacher honestly plays games in hot tubs with half-naked students and hopes to remain employed?

Season 2 Episodes 6&7, the gang gets arrested in their Semester Break trip to Yerba.  Sikowitz slyly avoids getting arrested, and leaves them to dry.

Season 2 Episode 12, surely there are better ways of asking teenage students to do something for "Daddy Sikowitz"...

2-12, he gets arrested for telling the truth.

2-12, the end of the episode.  They do end up catching him, and he is somehow released from jail, and even more impressively, somehow employed.

Season 2 Episode 13, Sikowitz has all of his favorite students' numbers.  There are laws against private communication between an educator and a student.

Season 3 Episode 2, he knows where to meet troubled girls, he's done it before.

3-2, Andre misinterprets the current situation.  Tori was angry that Sikowitz and Cat were making fun of her audition practice.  She threw Cat's stuffed animal out of the window, and pulled down Sikowitz's pants, then stormed out of the room.

Season 3 Episode 6, Sikowitz forces Tori and Jade to start dating, or else they will both get F's for the semester.

Season 3 Episode 9, he knows exactly what the smell from under his bed is...  He even skips class to attend to it.

Season 4 Episode 5, he is first and foremost, a boy.  Not a man, but a boy.  This is a bet, for boys versus girls, for who will lose first.  The winners get an A for the *entire* semester.

Season 4 Episode 8, Sikowitz showers with his window open, without a shower curtain?  That explains a lot...

Sam & Cat Episode 9, he shaves Dice's armpit hair, without even asking first.

     Sure, Nickelodeon needed a weird teacher, but did he really need to be this creepy?   How long will his shenanigans last until he finally gets arrested?