What Happened To Robbie Shapiro?

What Happened To Robbie Shapiro?

"Ummm, eyes up here, Robbie."

     Robbie Shapiro is the awkward kid that pretty much no girl wants to go out on a date with, especially if he tries to bribe them with presents or money for a date.  His companion Rex, who may or may not be real, tries to teach him the ways to get some babes.  He always stares at a girl's boobs at least once when asking them out, and his Hollywood Arts locker is decorated with the nipples of his baby bottles from his youth.  Why is he so desperate and awkward?  Why is he the least athletic and active member of the group?

This post assumes that you have gone through and read the following blog posts.  It is highly recommended to read them before reading this one, as things from them will be referred to.

The song '5 Fingaz To The Face' (Five Fingers) from VicTORious is covertly about Robbie and Trina's secret love affair.

&

 What Happened To Cat Valentine?

Episode 1-1 The first thing he does when he sees Tori is to check if she actually was a she.  He then talks like a pirate, which is important for later with Cat.

1-1 Robbie calls his companion a demon, which Rex never denies.

Episode 1-2 Robbie tells Tori that his locker is decorated with the nipples of his baby bottles.  He says that it reminds him of a happier time, when his mother actually loved him.  Evidence on the contrary is in Season 2.  So Robbie is a creeper from the very beginning.

1-2 He seemingly doesn't get why Andre wants to be in a ballet class with girls.  It's possible that he wanted to join the class to see Andre dance around in tights.

1-2 Tori flirts with Robbie to get the secrets of The Bird Scene.   He is excited that her hands are all over him.  Rex spoils the mood by getting too aroused, and doesn't want to be seen with wet pants.

1-2 Robbie never complained that it's a dude ranch, he is flabbergasted that he gets to see all these boys dance in tights.  He starts to realize that he likes boys and girls, as seen later on in Season 1.

1-2 Trying to impress a girl, Robbie and Andre end up kicking each other in the groin.   But, if you look closely, Robbie kicked Andre first.  Why is Robbie so desperate for Sadie's affection?

1-2 Jade usually enjoys seeing other people in pain, but sensed that something was different this time.  Robbie Shapiro needed reconstructive surgery for his delicates.  This is shown in 2-1 when he hits on the ballerina girl, Sadie, and says that his balls "healed".  Usually guys don't need healing when hit in the balls.

Episode 1-3 Robbie and Trina have an audition for a play, and have to end up kissing each other.  He immediately breaks character and falls in love with Trina.

1-3 He boldly kisses Trina, something against his usual shyness.  He also tries to convert her to Judaism, he already has long term plans.  Why the rush?  And Robbie is lactose intolerant.

1-3  Robbie is getting all sorts of action today!  He falls in love with Cat as well, and asks for her to meet his family.  Why is his family desperate for him to marry at such a young age?  Also, Trina was willingly eating lunch with him.  She liked getting hit on, most of the time she is usually the one hitting on some guy.  This builds into the 5 Fingaz To The Face post, in which they are lovers.

Episode 1-4  Robbie and Cat give Rex a time out, like they are his guardians or parents, foreshadowing for Season 4.

1-4  Robbie's grandmother disapproves of Cat very much, in her opinion she is not worthy of continuing the Shapiro name or bloodline.  Cat thought that they were on a date, and Robbie muscled her into his grandmother's apartment.  He has the potential to be an abuser, forcing girls to do things that they don't want to do.  The grandmother asked:  "Why did you bring THAT one?!?"  The other girl is Trina.  It appears that he is dating both of them.  This also indicates that Trina actually met the grandparents, and is seriously considering Robbie's family.

Episode 1-5  Which is it, Robbie?  Are you lactose intolerant or are you not?  He also loves Trina a great deal, and doesn't want to hurt her in saying her play is bad on TheSlap.com.

Episode 1-7  Robbie is most likely a Democrat, as many Jews tend to be.  Rex on the other hand is a Republican who loves Fox News.  It should be noted in the Robarazzi webcast, he never attacks Trina, and he does have a segment attacking Cat and her binge buying.

Episode 1-8 Trina hears about the beach trip, and decides that she is going as well.  Everybody, except for Robbie, says that she can't go with them.  He wants to see Trina in a swim suit.  Cat became sad, because she wanted to spend time with Robbie, and was hoping he fell out of love with Trina.  That makes her abandon the group locked in the hot trailer and flirt with 4 guys for hours on end.

Episode 1-10  Robbie has nightmares about Rex.  This episode brings up a couple of interesting points.

1-10  He has nightmares about Rex, but it also shows he has a hospital bed.  They cost around $3,000+ and are generally used for the sick and the elderly.

1-10  Cat genuinely cares about him and suggests that he see Lane, the school's guidance counselor.  He suggests that Robbie and Rex get couple's counseling.  Lane just admitted that Rex is real.

Episode 1-11  Robbie doesn't want Tori to join the (fake) ping pong team.  He is on a winning team that brings his family some pride that they (fakely) win 1st place trophies.

1-11  He is the one person on the team that didn't agree to tell Tori the real story about the ping pong team.  It's a social group and team that he is a part of, and didn't want to ruin it.  And it's a "sport" that he is associated with, since he doesn't do many physical activities.  We'll find out in Season 2.

Episode 1-12  Robbie wasn't there when Cat showed off her new boyfriend.  He was hanging out with his other girlfriend, Trina, as seen in the next video.

1-12  Trina waited by Robbie's locker to flirt with him.  If Cat got a boyfriend, she wanted someone too.  She was already secretly dating Robbie, and she slipped and openly was hitting on him.

1-12  Look at how happy Trina is with Robbie, if the two openly dated, they would be this happy all the time.

1-12  Not wanting Cat to be happy with her new boyfriend, Robbie pointed them out to Tori.  She saw them making out, and he was Tori's ex-boyfriend.  She was jealous and sprayed them with hot cheese.

Episode 1-13  The boys help take care of Trina when she has her wisdom teeth taken out.  Trina is a martial arts expert, and fights them.  She is heavily medicated, and doesn't want them messing around with her gums that hurt.  Even though they are trying to help, she struggles.  Robbie refuses to fight his loved one hand to hand.

1-13  Whilst singing at the Karaoke Dokie, the dj compliments Robbie and Rex as the best vantriloquist act that he has ever seen.  The two of them question that statement, as Rex is real.

Episode 1-14  Robbie miraculously got a date with a girl, Jessica Wolfe.  He gets around, the love of his life asked how his dating life is.

1-14  He doesn't have to produce real tears when acting, he just uses his real ones.

Episode 1-14  Rex got killed by Tori, and Robbie requests the comfort of a woman.

Episode 1-16  Robbie confesses that he loves male makeup and leather pants.

Episode 1-17  He also gets manicures.

Episode 1-18  Robbie hits on Beck, he loves how Beck fills in his jeans.

Episode 1-19  He wants to be a part of an anniversary, as his parents split up.  We see that in 2-6.  Robbie comes from a broken home, and his parents are uncomfortable with he female he actually is.

Episode 2-1  Robbie asks out Sadie, the girl from the ballet class, and he stared at her chest when he did it.  He said that his groin injuries healed, with a creepy smile on his face, indicating that he wants some activity.  Why does he need to sow his oats to lots of girls?

How that we're on the subject, at least Robbie is blunt.  Surely there is a non-creepy explanation for this behavior.

2-1  He goes to Tori for help, to be able to walk up to any girl and ask her out without having to give them gifts, or money, or get sprayed.  Robbie's been maced before.  He also admitted that he spies on Tori with binoculars.

2-1  He uses a makeover to help him score some chicks, but it backfires.  He seems to be desperate to be dating someone, like he is in a hurry.

Episode 2-2  Robbie wears girl's pants.

2-2  Okay, the first piece of raw data evidence to work with.  Robbie doesn't have the sensation that he has to pee.  Something is bending his bladder so that only the bottom half empties, then the top half fills up.  It fills up so much that it forces the bottom half, and he wets himself.  It must be something of a pretty significant size for this to occur.

Episode 2-3  Robbie has a bucket list.  He's a bit young to have to be worrying about clocking out.

2-3  Trina does not talk to Robbie in public.  She wants people to think that she hates him.

Episode 2-4  If Trina hates Robbie so much, why did she come to visit him in the hospital?  And that car has been in his small intestines for 10 years.  His parents didn't take him to the emergency room when it first happened.  It's like they don't care about him.  A medical explanation of what happened to him.  He is a living miracle that he is still alive.  It's too bad the car wasn't the thing messing with his bladder.

Episode 2-5  Robbie healed from the surgery, and asked Cat out for Prome.  He now has the courage to ask her.

2-5  He became jealous of Tug.

Episode 2-6  Robbie's mother moved back in, indicating that she moved out on him.  The gang takes a trip to Yerba with Sikowitz.

2-6  Robbie and Trina checked out the girls' and boys' rooms.  Nobody noticed that they were gone.  And Trina doesn't "talk" to Robbie in public, but they were on a tropical island and had some alone time.

2-6  Yerba is going through a civil war.  Andre and Beck kicked Robbie out of the boys' room, for unknown reasons.  He slipped into the girls' bed.  Tori is angry.  Trina is mortified, and Cat doesn't seem to mind.  A prisoner broke through the window and he protected Trina, not Cat.

2-6  Trina returned the favor.  He got stuck on the ladies' side of the prison, but was unwilling to prove that he was a boy.  A thug came, and Trina protected her lover.

Episode 2-8  Robbie dresses up as a mugger to attack the principal of the school.  This is so Trina can save the day with her karate skills and stay at Hollywood Arts.  Tori said "beat up", and Robbie said " he doesn't like being beaten."  Somebody is physically abusing Robbie, possibly his father to try and make him more manly.

Episode 2-9  We find out that Trina bleaches her feet, important for the next episode.

2-9  Rex hits on Trina, and Robbie takes the opportunity to take a look at Trina's chest.  She called Rex a puppet and punched Rex, not Robbie.  Her displays of affection with Robbie in private are for Robbie alone, not Rex.

2-9  Trina was injured in the play,  and Robbie's flashback for happened to Trina was telling them all the truth, that Trina and Cat are in love with Robbie.  Cat pipes in and says it's not true, using a different voice than normal, and then provides no evidence to back her claim up.

Episode 2-10  In the very next episode, we find out that Robbie thinks that Sikowitz has cute hippie feet.  Trina has an incredibly hurt look on her face, as she bleaches her feet for him, and even let him have access to her feet fish.

Episode 2-11  Robbie has life size cutouts of Cat.  He doesn't want her to know that he has cutouts of all the pictures he ever took of her, even the less than proper ones.  He has tons of cutouts of all of his other girlfriends.

How many girlfriends does this guy need?

2-11  Tori defeated Robbie's score of a 98 with a perfect 100.  Robbie had the school record, and that was his one record in his life, and it got broken.

Episode 2-13  Robbie professed his love for Cat with a megaphone for the entire school to hear.  He got her a very thoughtful Christmas present.  She kissed him for the first time genuinely.  The other kiss was a stage kiss.

2-13  It is in this same episode where Robbie gets a date with his former bully, the one who put the car in his intestines.

 2-13  He also helps Trina out for the chance of a hug, or maybe a little bit more later on.

2-13  Trina accidentally sprayed his face with flocking, and immediately showed empathy.  She very rarely shows empathy to anyone other than herself.  Robbie had tender moments with three girls in this episode.

Episode 3-1 is a play on the movie The Breakfast Club.  They use tacos as a metaphor for the Mary Jane in the movie, but they also use it in the virgin sense.  Cat rejects the idea that she's a vegan, as she is preggers with Robbie's baby girl.  Robbie rejects the idea that he's a vegan, and tries to point to Tori, hinting that he has been with her sister, Trina.

3-1  This is the moment were Robbie and Cat fully fall in love with each other.  She wanted him to have "straight" hair instead of curly (sounds like "girly") hair.  The is truly the high point of their relationship, it goes all downhill from here.

Episode 3-2  Robbie and Cat already have a bundle of joy coming, and he decided to try some new things with Cat.  She didn't like it all, and wanted to play with Jade instead.  Same game, but different participant.

 3-2  Robbie was not present when Cat, Tori, Andre and Beck went to the Gorilla Club, a place with dangerous games.  He doesn't do dangerous and physical activities.  He wasn't there when she was gleefully trying to have a miscarriage.  Why does she want to try this?  All will be revealed in 4-6.

Episode 3-3  Sinjin makes a game show, and the gang help him out with the test run, Queries for Couples.  Robbie and Tori were paired as their couple.  It is shown that his father is disappointed in him, and her mother screams in her sleep because of him.  They clearly don't like him as much as they should.  The same for Trina, they have a unique bond.

3-3  Robbie sassed Tori, and she hit him in the junk with a car battery.  Trina had another moment of empathy for him, or more likely she was disappointed there wouldn't be any activities for a while.

Episode 3-4  Robbie still wears adult diapers, because he can't control his urine.  His problem is getting worse, his time table is shifting.  It is likely intestinal/prostate cancer.

3-4  He can't keep his zipper for his pants up.  I can't get this video working like I want it to, but he has to be reminded 3 times to pull his fly up.

Episode 3-5  Trina is going around spreading false rumors that Beck asked her out, so other hot guys would ask her out too.  Beck, Andre and Robbie stage a fake fight, so they would literally fight over her.  He risks his life for one of the loves of his life, so she could learn a lesson.

Episode 3-9  He is still a disappointment to his father, and the father refuses to even listen to Robbie.  The father is the one beating him.

Episode 3-10  Robbie was experimenting, by wearing his mother's dress on a random Tuesday in July.

3-10  Trina asked Robbie to help shoot her video audition for the Platinum Music Awards.  There is another pee joke.  Robbie can't get a break from the urine jokes.

Episode 3-13  Trina said gross when Robbie approached and called them the Vega girls.  Then she publicly shot him down in front of everyone.  He said that he wrote a song for a girl.  He wrote it for Cat.  Their relationship fell apart after the miscarriage.

 3-13  Robbie becomes upset at Cat for not thinking she is pretty enough to date Evan.  She replies that he doesn't know how girls think, and he storms off in anger.  He plays his song for her at the end of the episode, and is immediately friend zoned.

Episode 4-1  Robbie is so desperate for physical contact, that he is willing to hug two burglars that he comes across, who show the slightest compassion towards him.

Episode 4-5  Robbie just can't get over him talking about girly things about him.  He tweeted a picture of him wearing his sister's shirt.  So, Robbie has a sister that he never talks about.  She is the loved one in that family, and he wants to be like her.  But he is the boy, and it's his job to keep the family name going on, but his father is embarrassed of him.  He wants Robbie to have a son so at least the son could be successful.  Robbie remembered something his grandmother once told him, an old wives tale, about how a girl's boob size could tell if she will have a boy or not.  He forgot that he has to get the girl preggers first.  So, at least in Robbie's misunderstood logic, he was right at staring at every girl's boobs before asking them out.

Episode 4-6  Robbie brings his sister's butterfly into school, and Cat wants to see it, and it flies into her ear.  The metaphor is that Cat became preggers again by Robbie.  He wants the baby to live this time, and she doesn't.  He even brought something to show to her, which she covers her eyes and looks away.  Maybe she thought it was more juice to make babies.

4-6  Robbie makes sure that the baby is getting proper amounts of Vitamin D from bananas.  He did his homework this time.  He saw on CNN that bananas make boys.

Episode 4-7  Cat doesn't want to go to the Cow Wow with Robbie, he's her best friend, but also the father of his baby.  It's already awkward enough for her.  And she doesn't want rumors flying around.
Cat has the physical need to flee to get away from Robbie.  Then she is weirded out that he asked Gabriella to the dance, and blew up when he left the room.

4-7  Cat is the mother of Robbie's unborn son, and he is already flirting it up with Gabriella, making her uncomfortable.  She goes to Jade and Beck who don't help her.  If only they knew.  They only know that Cat likes Robbie and Robbie likes her back.

4-7  Robbie built up the courage to kiss Cat in public.  Cat was trying to make him jealous by dancing with the nerdy Sinjin, and he ended up kicking her in the face.  Robbie then comforted her, and kissed her.  She realized that they were out in the open, and people were watching, and fled.

Episode 4-8  Robbie and Trina sitting next to each other in class, even though there were other seats for Trina to sit in.

4-8  Robbie mis-hears Mason's son's offer for buying Rex, and thought he wanted to buy Cat.  He considered it briefly, then asked how much.  Robbie has sold girls before.  He is a slave trafficker.

4-8  Robbie sold Rex, and got Goonter in return.  He immediately missed Rex's snarkiness.  Rex left a huge void that Goonter immediately attempted to fill in.

4-8  The void that Rex left when he left Robbie's mind was too much to fill, so he was filling it back in himself.

4-8  Robbie got Rex back, and he wasn't happy due to the Goonter situation.  Robbie tried to say it was only for one night, and didn't mean anything, but Rex wouldn't take it.

Episode 4-11  Cat lovingly does Robbie's makeup for him in class, he says that she does it more gently than his own mother.

4-11  Robbie is in the janitor's closet making a video for TheSlap.com.  Sinjin doesn't ask anyone why they are hiding in closets and not coming out.

4-11  Robbie gets 600 followers on TheSlap.com, and gives himself a transgender-esque makeover.

Episode 4-12  For inexplicable reasons, Jade and Robbie are friends in this episode.  One reason is the fact that she had sleepovers with both of them at some point or another.  Anyway, they notice strange things happening in Cat's life, and team up to find out the matter.

4-12  They question her at Tori's house, but Cat evades all questioning.

4-12  They find out her secret, Cat Valentine is homeless.

4-12  Robbie, a man without shame, tries to play Pirates with Cat one more time.  Hasn't she been through enough??? They arrange for her to move in with her grandmother, Nona, who lives 12 miles away.  The mileage is important for the next episode.

Episode 4-13  Both Beck and Robbie are concerned that Cat bought a Gross of Pajelehoochoes, worth $2,872.80...  He was embarrassed but went along with it when Cat asked him to wear a matching one, like a couple.  This was the day after she moved in with Nona, and she told her that Robbie would walk her home from school.

4-13  Robbie's mother sprays his underwear with bug spray, because she thinks that he has roaches, but he really has pubic hair lice.  He is either into really kinky stuff with head hair, or he gets around quite a bit in the usual style.

4-13  Robbie and Cat get mugged.  Sikowitz gave the class a challenge to say yes to everything for a day, unless it was illegal or sexual.  They decided to say yes, even though they didn't have to.

4-13  Robbie gives it one last shot on VicTORious to get some action in Cat.  This time, he called it Snoodling.  She laughed, then called him gross.  He's probably dying from cancer, but he can at least honor the girl's repeated denial of making out and playing Pirates.

4-13  They go home in a large trash can.  They get home much later than expected, and basically naked.  Nona becomes furious that Robbie brought Cat home in her underwear on their first outing together when Cat lived with Nona.  She banned him from seeing each other outside of school.  This is important for the Sam & Cat episode that features Jade and Robbie.

Sam & Cat Episode 23  Cat thinks that Sam stole her friend Jade.  So, Cat stole Sam's friend, Freddie.  Jade tells her to steal her "sort-of" boyfriend, Robbie.  She's had a crush on him for forever.  But the two never made a move on each other.  See "What Happened To Cat Valentine" for the entire timeline.  A year and a half went by roughly, and Cat didn't give birth.  Something happened to the baby.

23  Cat hears a familiar song through the window and door, and it was Robbie singing the love song that he sang to Cat over a year ago.  Cat and Sam fight over who he is really singing it to.  Robbie is just trying to sow more seeds for his family.  He is angry that Freddie is fadoodling with Cat, which Freddie denies.  Cat says that "you could have if you wanted to!" with open arms.  She is done with Robbie Shapiro.  Robbie gets the vibe that Cat and Sam are an item, and he was the one who brought their love together.  His life did something now!

 23  Sam accuses Cat of flirting with her ex-boyfriend (Freddie) right in front of her face.  Cat scolds Sam for flirting with Robbie (not-exboyfriend) right in front of her face!  Sam kisses Robbie and calls him tasty, right in front of Cat.

23  Cat accused Sam of kissing her "kinda-boyfriend" on his pink pouty lips and said that he was tasty.  Sam said that she lied about the tasty, which Cat agreed to because she has kissed him before.  They both kept staring at each others chest throughout the fight.

SC 23  Nobody saved Robbie from the killer tuna fish...

SC 23  Since Sam and Cat are taken, Robbie makes a pass on Freddie by singing I Think You're Swell to him.

Game Shakers Episode 3  Rex was featured in the New York Subway lost & found.  Robbie would never willingly sell or misplace Rex...  #RIPRobbieShapiro.

Robbie would still be among his friends if the bully didn't make him swallow the car when he was 7 years old.  He wouldn't have tried so hard to be girly if his parents liked him as much as they did his sister.  He wouldn't have been as creepy if his family wanted him to marry and have a boy so badly, he wouldn't have stared at every girl's boobs.  If all of the above went correctly, he probably would have grown up normal and never have had Rex.

Who knew one little toy car could wreak so much damage?  Hang in there Trina, you'll find someone again.