What Happened To Robbie Shapiro?
"Ummm, eyes up here, Robbie."
Robbie Shapiro is the awkward kid that pretty much no girl wants to go out on a date with, especially if he tries to bribe them with presents or money for a date. His companion Rex, who may or may not be real, tries to teach him the ways to get some babes. He always stares at a girl's boobs at least once when asking them out, and his Hollywood Arts locker is decorated with the nipples of his baby bottles from his youth. Why is he so desperate and awkward? Why is he the least athletic and active member of the group?
This post assumes that you have gone through and read the following blog posts. It is highly recommended to read them before reading this one, as things from them will be referred to.
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Episode 1-1 The first thing he does when he sees Tori is to check if she actually was a she. He then talks like a pirate, which is important for later with Cat.
1-1 Robbie calls his companion a demon, which Rex never denies.
Episode 1-2 Robbie tells Tori that his locker is decorated with the nipples of his baby bottles. He says that it reminds him of a happier time, when his mother actually loved him. Evidence on the contrary is in Season 2. So Robbie is a creeper from the very beginning.
1-2 He seemingly doesn't get why Andre wants to be in a ballet class with girls. It's possible that he wanted to join the class to see Andre dance around in tights.
1-2 Tori flirts with Robbie to get the secrets of The Bird Scene. He is excited that her hands are all over him. Rex spoils the mood by getting too aroused, and doesn't want to be seen with wet pants.
1-2 Robbie never complained that it's a dude ranch, he is flabbergasted that he gets to see all these boys dance in tights. He starts to realize that he likes boys and girls, as seen later on in Season 1.
1-2 Trying to impress a girl, Robbie and Andre end up kicking each other in the groin. But, if you look closely, Robbie kicked Andre first. Why is Robbie so desperate for Sadie's affection?
1-2 Jade usually enjoys seeing other people in pain, but sensed that something was different this time. Robbie Shapiro needed reconstructive surgery for his delicates. This is shown in 2-1 when he hits on the ballerina girl, Sadie, and says that his balls "healed". Usually guys don't need healing when hit in the balls.
Episode 1-3 Robbie and Trina have an audition for a play, and have to end up kissing each other. He immediately breaks character and falls in love with Trina.
1-3 He boldly kisses Trina, something against his usual shyness. He also tries to convert her to Judaism, he already has long term plans. Why the rush? And Robbie is lactose intolerant.
1-3 Robbie is getting all sorts of action today! He falls in love with Cat as well, and asks for her to meet his family. Why is his family desperate for him to marry at such a young age? Also, Trina was willingly eating lunch with him. She liked getting hit on, most of the time she is usually the one hitting on some guy. This builds into the 5 Fingaz To The Face post, in which they are lovers.
Episode 1-4 Robbie and Cat give Rex a time out, like they are his guardians or parents, foreshadowing for Season 4.
1-4 Robbie's grandmother disapproves of Cat very much, in her opinion she is not worthy of continuing the Shapiro name or bloodline. Cat thought that they were on a date, and Robbie muscled her into his grandmother's apartment. He has the potential to be an abuser, forcing girls to do things that they don't want to do. The grandmother asked: "Why did you bring THAT one?!?" The other girl is Trina. It appears that he is dating both of them. This also indicates that Trina actually met the grandparents, and is seriously considering Robbie's family.
Episode 1-5 Which is it, Robbie? Are you lactose intolerant or are you not? He also loves Trina a great deal, and doesn't want to hurt her in saying her play is bad on TheSlap.com.
Episode 1-7 Robbie is most likely a Democrat, as many Jews tend to be. Rex on the other hand is a Republican who loves Fox News. It should be noted in the Robarazzi webcast, he never attacks Trina, and he does have a segment attacking Cat and her binge buying.
Episode 1-8 Trina hears about the beach trip, and decides that she is going as well. Everybody, except for Robbie, says that she can't go with them. He wants to see Trina in a swim suit. Cat became sad, because she wanted to spend time with Robbie, and was hoping he fell out of love with Trina. That makes her abandon the group locked in the hot trailer and flirt with 4 guys for hours on end.
Episode 1-10 Robbie has nightmares about Rex. This episode brings up a couple of interesting points.
1-10 He has nightmares about Rex, but it also shows he has a hospital bed. They cost around $3,000+ and are generally used for the sick and the elderly.
1-10 Cat genuinely cares about him and suggests that he see Lane, the school's guidance counselor. He suggests that Robbie and Rex get couple's counseling. Lane just admitted that Rex is real.
Episode 1-11 Robbie doesn't want Tori to join the (fake) ping pong team. He is on a winning team that brings his family some pride that they (fakely) win 1st place trophies.
1-11 He is the one person on the team that didn't agree to tell Tori the real story about the ping pong team. It's a social group and team that he is a part of, and didn't want to ruin it. And it's a "sport" that he is associated with, since he doesn't do many physical activities. We'll find out in Season 2.
Episode 1-12 Robbie wasn't there when Cat showed off her new boyfriend. He was hanging out with his other girlfriend, Trina, as seen in the next video.
1-12 Trina waited by Robbie's locker to flirt with him. If Cat got a boyfriend, she wanted someone too. She was already secretly dating Robbie, and she slipped and openly was hitting on him.
1-12 Look at how happy Trina is with Robbie, if the two openly dated, they would be this happy all the time.
1-12 Not wanting Cat to be happy with her new boyfriend, Robbie pointed them out to Tori. She saw them making out, and he was Tori's ex-boyfriend. She was jealous and sprayed them with hot cheese.
Episode 1-13 The boys help take care of Trina when she has her wisdom teeth taken out. Trina is a martial arts expert, and fights them. She is heavily medicated, and doesn't want them messing around with her gums that hurt. Even though they are trying to help, she struggles. Robbie refuses to fight his loved one hand to hand.
1-13 Whilst singing at the Karaoke Dokie, the dj compliments Robbie and Rex as the best vantriloquist act that he has ever seen. The two of them question that statement, as Rex is real.
Episode 1-14 Robbie miraculously got a date with a girl, Jessica Wolfe. He gets around, the love of his life asked how his dating life is.
1-14 He doesn't have to produce real tears when acting, he just uses his real ones.
Episode 1-14 Rex got killed by Tori, and Robbie requests the comfort of a woman.
Episode 1-16 Robbie confesses that he loves male makeup and leather pants.
Episode 1-17 He also gets manicures.
Episode 1-18 Robbie hits on Beck, he loves how Beck fills in his jeans.
Episode 1-19 He wants to be a part of an anniversary, as his parents split up. We see that in 2-6. Robbie comes from a broken home, and his parents are uncomfortable with he female he actually is.
Episode 2-1 Robbie asks out Sadie, the girl from the ballet class, and he stared at her chest when he did it. He said that his groin injuries healed, with a creepy smile on his face, indicating that he wants some activity. Why does he need to sow his oats to lots of girls?
How that we're on the subject, at least Robbie is blunt. Surely there is a non-creepy explanation for this behavior.
2-1 He goes to Tori for help, to be able to walk up to any girl and ask her out without having to give them gifts, or money, or get sprayed. Robbie's been maced before. He also admitted that he spies on Tori with binoculars.
2-1 He uses a makeover to help him score some chicks, but it backfires. He seems to be desperate to be dating someone, like he is in a hurry.
Episode 2-2 Robbie wears girl's pants.
2-2 Okay, the first piece of raw data evidence to work with. Robbie doesn't have the sensation that he has to pee. Something is bending his bladder so that only the bottom half empties, then the top half fills up. It fills up so much that it forces the bottom half, and he wets himself. It must be something of a pretty significant size for this to occur.
Episode 2-3 Robbie has a bucket list. He's a bit young to have to be worrying about clocking out.
2-3 Trina does not talk to Robbie in public. She wants people to think that she hates him.
Episode 2-4 If Trina hates Robbie so much, why did she come to visit him in the hospital? And that car has been in his small intestines for 10 years. His parents didn't take him to the emergency room when it first happened. It's like they don't care about him. A medical explanation of what happened to him. He is a living miracle that he is still alive. It's too bad the car wasn't the thing messing with his bladder.
Episode 2-5 Robbie healed from the surgery, and asked Cat out for Prome. He now has the courage to ask her.
2-5 He became jealous of Tug.
Episode 2-6 Robbie's mother moved back in, indicating that she moved out on him. The gang takes a trip to Yerba with Sikowitz.
2-6 Robbie and Trina checked out the girls' and boys' rooms. Nobody noticed that they were gone. And Trina doesn't "talk" to Robbie in public, but they were on a tropical island and had some alone time.
2-6 Yerba is going through a civil war. Andre and Beck kicked Robbie out of the boys' room, for unknown reasons. He slipped into the girls' bed. Tori is angry. Trina is mortified, and Cat doesn't seem to mind. A prisoner broke through the window and he protected Trina, not Cat.
2-6 Trina returned the favor. He got stuck on the ladies' side of the prison, but was unwilling to prove that he was a boy. A thug came, and Trina protected her lover.
Episode 2-8 Robbie dresses up as a mugger to attack the principal of the school. This is so Trina can save the day with her karate skills and stay at Hollywood Arts. Tori said "beat up", and Robbie said " he doesn't like being beaten." Somebody is physically abusing Robbie, possibly his father to try and make him more manly.
Episode 2-9 We find out that Trina bleaches her feet, important for the next episode.
2-9 Rex hits on Trina, and Robbie takes the opportunity to take a look at Trina's chest. She called Rex a puppet and punched Rex, not Robbie. Her displays of affection with Robbie in private are for Robbie alone, not Rex.
2-9 Trina was injured in the play, and Robbie's flashback for happened to Trina was telling them all the truth, that Trina and Cat are in love with Robbie. Cat pipes in and says it's not true, using a different voice than normal, and then provides no evidence to back her claim up.
Episode 2-10 In the very next episode, we find out that Robbie thinks that Sikowitz has cute hippie feet. Trina has an incredibly hurt look on her face, as she bleaches her feet for him, and even let him have access to her feet fish.
Episode 2-11 Robbie has life size cutouts of Cat. He doesn't want her to know that he has cutouts of all the pictures he ever took of her, even the less than proper ones. He has tons of cutouts of all of his other girlfriends.
How many girlfriends does this guy need?
1-10 Cat genuinely cares about him and suggests that he see Lane, the school's guidance counselor. He suggests that Robbie and Rex get couple's counseling. Lane just admitted that Rex is real.
Episode 1-14 Rex got killed by Tori, and Robbie requests the comfort of a woman.
Episode 1-16 Robbie confesses that he loves male makeup and leather pants.
How that we're on the subject, at least Robbie is blunt. Surely there is a non-creepy explanation for this behavior.
Episode 2-8 Robbie dresses up as a mugger to attack the principal of the school. This is so Trina can save the day with her karate skills and stay at Hollywood Arts. Tori said "beat up", and Robbie said " he doesn't like being beaten." Somebody is physically abusing Robbie, possibly his father to try and make him more manly.
2-9 Rex hits on Trina, and Robbie takes the opportunity to take a look at Trina's chest. She called Rex a puppet and punched Rex, not Robbie. Her displays of affection with Robbie in private are for Robbie alone, not Rex.
2-9 Trina was injured in the play, and Robbie's flashback for happened to Trina was telling them all the truth, that Trina and Cat are in love with Robbie. Cat pipes in and says it's not true, using a different voice than normal, and then provides no evidence to back her claim up.
How many girlfriends does this guy need?
Episode 2-13 Robbie professed his love for Cat with a megaphone for the entire school to hear. He got her a very thoughtful Christmas present. She kissed him for the first time genuinely. The other kiss was a stage kiss.
2-13 He also helps Trina out for the chance of a hug, or maybe a little bit more later on.
3-1 This is the moment were Robbie and Cat fully fall in love with each other. She wanted him to have "straight" hair instead of curly (sounds like "girly") hair. The is truly the high point of their relationship, it goes all downhill from here.
3-10 Trina asked Robbie to help shoot her video audition for the Platinum Music Awards. There is another pee joke. Robbie can't get a break from the urine jokes.
Episode 4-5 Robbie just can't get over him talking about girly things about him. He tweeted a picture of him wearing his sister's shirt. So, Robbie has a sister that he never talks about. She is the loved one in that family, and he wants to be like her. But he is the boy, and it's his job to keep the family name going on, but his father is embarrassed of him. He wants Robbie to have a son so at least the son could be successful. Robbie remembered something his grandmother once told him, an old wives tale, about how a girl's boob size could tell if she will have a boy or not. He forgot that he has to get the girl preggers first. So, at least in Robbie's misunderstood logic, he was right at staring at every girl's boobs before asking them out.
Cat has the physical need to flee to get away from Robbie. Then she is weirded out that he asked Gabriella to the dance, and blew up when he left the room.
Episode 4-8 Robbie and Trina sitting next to each other in class, even though there were other seats for Trina to sit in.
4-8 Robbie mis-hears Mason's son's offer for buying Rex, and thought he wanted to buy Cat. He considered it briefly, then asked how much. Robbie has sold girls before. He is a slave trafficker.
4-8 Robbie sold Rex, and got Goonter in return. He immediately missed Rex's snarkiness. Rex left a huge void that Goonter immediately attempted to fill in.
Game Shakers Episode 3 Rex was featured in the New York Subway lost & found. Robbie would never willingly sell or misplace Rex... #RIPRobbieShapiro.
Robbie would still be among his friends if the bully didn't make him swallow the car when he was 7 years old. He wouldn't have tried so hard to be girly if his parents liked him as much as they did his sister. He wouldn't have been as creepy if his family wanted him to marry and have a boy so badly, he wouldn't have stared at every girl's boobs. If all of the above went correctly, he probably would have grown up normal and never have had Rex.
Who knew one little toy car could wreak so much damage? Hang in there Trina, you'll find someone again.