Sunday, May 29, 2016

Are iCarly & VicTORious tv shows within tv shows?

Are iCarly and VicTORious tv shows within tv shows?

We know they merged to make Sam & Cat, but when if they all were in the universe of another show?

     Sam & Cat was one of the first double spin offs in tv history, taking Sam from iCarly and Cat from VicTORious, and making them into their own show.  This means that the iCarly/VicTORious/Sam & Cat universe are all one universe.  It is sometimes referred to as the Schneiderverse, after the producer Dan Schneider who created each of the three, and has stuff like Pear Phones in each of them.  Drake and Josh exist in this universe, with the evidence that the show Drake and Josh that we know it in Nickelodeon was a reality tv show.  It was a self aware show that had an introduction for what the episode was about.

Drake and Josh intro before the episode starts.

But!  Helen from Drake and Josh became the principal in VicTORious!

More curiously, if Helen is a character from Drake and Josh, why do the characters from VicTORious call "Drake and Josh" a tv show?

     The most likely conclusion that makes sense is the fact that every character on Drake and Josh are playing themselves in a reality tv show.  This is why it is self aware, but also Helen can jump between shows.  Like Crazy Steve's short appearance in Sam & Cat's episode, #SuperPsycho.  But another tv show refers to Drake and Josh as a tv show.

Henry Danger - Tears Of The Jolly Beetle, they watch Drake and Josh on their Pear tv.
 
Henry Danger - Tears Of The Jolly Beetle, Henry eating Yotally Togurt.

VicTORious - 1,000 Berry Balls, Andre working at Yotally Tugurt.

Henry Danger - Substitute Teacher, a Pear Pad is seen.

VicTORious  - Sleepover at Sikowitz's, Robbie has a Pear Pad.

Sam & Cat - #FavoriteShow, Sam has to explain to Cat that they can't use Pear Products on tv, they have to change them to Banana Products to avoid lawsuits.  Henry Danger is in the same universe as iCarly/VicTORious/Sam & Cat.

There is undeniable proof that Henry Danger and The Thundermans are also in the same universe, as there was a crossover episode filmed that is yet to air on Nickelodeon.  So what we have is the Drake and Josh/iCarly/VicTORious/Sam & Cat/Henry Danger/Thundermans Universe.

In an unexpected twist, The Thundermans is a tv show in 100 Things To Do Before High School.  The evidence goes that all of these shows are in the 100 Things universe as their own show.



Sunday, November 1, 2015

What Happened To Trina Vega?

What Happened To Trina Vega?

Which is it, Trina???  Do you hate Robbie, or like him?  Make up your mind!!!

Sikowitz?  Where did you come from?  This is a post about Trina!

Life is not always about you, Tori!  Quit hurting Robbie in the junk and let's get back to me!

     Trina Vega is the beautiful sister of Tori Vega, and for some reason the entire world hates her.  The show indicates that she is completely useless without any real life skills.  There is direct proof that Trina is the most important and most skilled student in Hollywood Arts, you just have to know where to look...

     It is highly recommended to read all of the other blog posts on this blog before reading this one, as this post assumes all of the conclusions of the other posts are true.  Especially "What Happened To Robbie Shapiro?" & "5 Fingaz To The Face".

Pilot Episode 1-1  Trina is unwilling to accept that anybody but her has talent.  Tori is being modest that she isn't a performer.  Trina can't even be bothered to learn Andre's name, because he is a "10th grader."

1-1  She learned well from Sikowitz, a performer must feel the part to be the part.  An important clue that Tori requests that Trina stops tapping her nose, they have talked about that several times now.  Trina is also very full of herself and overconfident in her abilities.  There is a reason for her thinking that.

1-1  This is a very important piece of evidence for all of this entire post.  Her parents show that they care about her.  But they only show positive emotions to her in only one other spot in time, in 1-4 on her birthday.  Trina's parents only care about her when she is badly hurt, or on her birthday.

1-1  Trina immediately ditches Tori at the first chance of being popular.

1-1  Later that day, Tori decided to quit Hollywood Arts, due to being bullied by Jade.  Trina came to her aid and was supportive and loving.  So, she is not supportive in the morning, and supportive in the evening?  What's going on, Trina?

Episode 1-2  Trina does not register that Cat is in trouble, her own needs come first.  Food is on her mind, paninis to be exact.


Episode 1-3  Trina auditions for a play, and gets partnered with Robbie Shapiro for it.  She calls him "the puppet guy" and asks for another partner.  She has to kiss him in the audition, and he falls in love with her on the spot.

1-3  Trina sits next to the A-Listers, the popular people in her grade.  They let her sit there with them, they tolerate her.  They all leave when Robbie sits next to her, so Trina is more popular than Robbie.  Robbie kisses her, and she blows up at him.  He thought that she liked him, and asked her to convert to Judaism.  She never said no, which is important for the next episode.  She did say that Robbie has mental issues.

1-3  This clip starts with Trina very willingly eating lunch with Robbie, who is desperate to go out with her.  She leaves in disgust.  Cat comes and kisses Robbie to show that Trina's kiss was just a stage kiss.  He falls in love with her too, and asks her to meet his family.  She doesn't say no either.

Episode 1-4  Nobody in the world likes Trina (not even her family), so she makes her family celebrate a birth week instead of a birthday.

1-4  She bought herself expensive Fuzinni boots with the money that her parents gave her.  Look at how excited she is to show them off to her friends.

1-4  During all of the drama, Robbie took Cat to visit his grandparents.  The grandmother was upset that Robbie brought Cat, saying:  "Awww, why did you bring THAT one???"  He took Trina to meet the family, and they ended up liking her more than Cat.  Trina and Robbie are secretly dating.  They are both losers who cannot get anybody to publicly date them.

1-4  This is the last instance where Trina's parents show any happiness towards her.  Look at how happy they are all together.  Why can't it be like that all the time?

1-4  Trina doesn't consider the song a gift, as she can't show the song off to people.  She has the mental need to show off material possessions, as she has no skills (that people are interested in).

1-4  To prove her point, she sells the rights to the song for $500 and buys herself a fancy hat.

Episode 1-5  Nobody cares that Trina is performing a one person play.

1-5  She learned that the boy that she is secretly dating was the person to review her (awful) play for TheSlap.com.  She demanded a good review.

1-5  She doesn't care that she hit Tori when playing a video game, her mind is occupied on getting a good review.

1-5  If Trina hated Robbie so much, why did she know his address?  He reviewed her play as a comedy, and she was upset about that.  And she wants his new address.

1-5  Her one person show turned out to be a great comedy, and people laughed greatly.  She was thrilled that people were applauding her genuinely, even though it was supposed to be a serious play.

Episode 1-6  Trina bought a vibrating hairbrush online.  It probably has other uses as well, though not for her scalp.  Nothing scares her as well, as she has seen their grandmother naked.

1-6  For as useless as she appears to be, Trina knows the difference between makeup glue and industrial glue.  Nobody thanked her for noticing that.  Tori has a mask permanently glued to her face.

1-6  Whilst trying to find an industrial solution, Trina asks how old she has to be before she can get her boobs worked on.  She notices Robbie checking every girls' chest out, so she figures that she needs an advantage.

1-6  Trina is a very aggressive driver, and is overprotective of her boobs if she is to get them worked on later.

1-6  Cat is the (currently) innocent one in the friendship, and Trina is the more saucy one.

Episode 1-8  When the gang decides to go to the beach, Trina invites herself.  Everybody except for Robbie says no, he wants to see Trina in a bathing suit, as they are secretly dating.  Cat thinks that he is in love with her, and she has a very hurt face when Robbie does not say no to Trina going.  This leads her to leave Trina and all of her friends locked in a very hot trailer for hours on end.

1-8  When she gets thirsty, she doesn't share any of her water.  Nobody does anything nice to her, why would she do something nice to anybody?

Episode 1-9  On an airplane, in the *very* back of the plane, because her parents bought her the cheapest ticket available, Trina is done with her airplane food.  She then puts it onto Tori's seat tray.

1-9  Not being a second class citizen, Trina then uses the first class bathroom.

1-9  She then proceeds to steal Perez Hilton's camera, and wants to ransom it back for fame.

1-9  He is not amused by that idea, and Trina assaults him.  She magically does not get arrested, even though the sky marshal chased her out of first class and knows who she is.

Episode 1-12  Cat got a new boyfriend, which made both Trina and Robbie depressed.  Trina invited him over for some foot therapy with magically imported fish from Puerto Gauso.  She has black market connections, as the fish are illegal in the US.  She would be this happy if she dated Robbie in public instead of in secret.

Episode 1-13  Trina stole a date from Tori, and Tori was going to hit her with her father's new camera.  Her father cared more about the camera than he did about Trina.  The parents are going away from Hollywood CA to Santa Barbara CA for the weekend.  It's about 100 miles away, and the entire 3 day trip cost the parents about $600.  They spent a lot of money to not take care of Trina in her moment of need.

1-13  The boys end up taking care of Trina for a few hours while Tori goes to sing at the Karaoke Dokie.  She pulls off some impressive martial arts moves.  This is important for the entire blog post.  When Trina is not entirely with it (she was under heavy medications), she was able to fight off two guys.  Robbie, who cares about her, didn't fight her.  More on that in 2-8.

1-13  Trina is a master hunter.  The girl was 2-3 feet away from Trina when Trina attacked.  Both girls screamed.  Again, she was heavily medicated when this happened.  There is something about Trina that people don't know about.  Who trained her in martial arts and Rambo type hunting?  Was it somebody on the show?

1-13  Trina's parents spend another several hundred dollars for a second vacation.  They don't want to take care of her after her surgery when they notice that she still is not better.

Episode 1-15  Trina is starting to get desperate for a music label's attention.  She wasn't desperate in 1-4 when she played Tori's birthday song to her friend's father, who was a record producer.  Something snapped inside of Trina, all of a sudden, she is screaming for the attention from someone important.  Something in her mind switched.

1-15  Jade needed the help of both Cat and Tori to get her boobs into the hamburger costume for the Diddly Bopps performance.  Trina, being bigger, will need help as well.  Will Robbie become jealous of Andre's special help, because Andre happened to be there with Tori when Trina asked for help?

     So in Season 1, it is shown that Trina can change her mind rather easily, sometimes within the same episode.  She has to show off her material possessions to impress people, as people think that she does not have any talent.  When she is under heavy medication to get her wisdom teeth taken out, she can do martial arts and can masterfully hide and hunt people.  Someone taught her these skills.  Who would expect the completely inept girl to be so dangerous?

Episode 2-1  Trina lovingly warns Tori about Ryder, a boy who dates girls to get good grades in class, then dumps them immediately.  She never said that she dated him, as she had no talents that he needed for an easy A.

2-1  Trina has a spy mentality, and convinces Tori to spy on Ryder's phone.  Tori then blows it and gets caught.  Trina wouldn't have gotten caught.

Episode 2-3  Tori made a deal with Trina 10 years ago, that if she didn't marry a princess and lived in a castle by the age of 16, she would be Trina's assistant for a month.  Her friends back up Trina on this contract.

2-3  Trina really takes advantage of the deal and makes Tori do all sorts of silly things for her.


2-3  So much so, that Tori tries to murder Trina in the bathtub.  This is a key piece of evidence for it all to happen.  Tori Vega is violent, and isn't below murder.

Episode 2-4  When Robbie was put in the hospital and had to receive emergency surgery, Trina rushed to see him.  Even though she hates him in public, she still greatly cares about him.

2-4  She knows Tori's severe allergies, and watches out for her.  Jade was trying to poison her and get Tori's spot in the play.

2-4  We never got to see Trina in Sikowitz's class, but he taught her quite well.  She believed that she got tuberculosis and she actually did.  Sikowitz told her that as long as she believed it, the audience would too.

Episode 2-5  Trina convinces Sinjin to hack into TheSlap.com and guarantee her to be the Prome Queen.  He wants "the full experience" in return.  She is disgusted, but agrees.

2-5  She is furious when Jade becomes the Queen, mostly at Sinjin.

2-5  Trina is honorable and danced with Sinjin for the rest of the night.  He even gave her his coat when it started raining.


Episode 2-6&7  Trina is a bad sport when it comes to losing, and assaulted her police father with a golf putter.  Her parents find out that Tori and her friends can go to Yerba for Fall Break, and force them to take Trina.  They said that Tori can have any car that she wants if she takes her, and Tori doesn't even have a driver's license!  They said that they don't even have to bring Trina back!  How much does her own parents hate her???

2-6  Robbie and Trina spent a while checking out their hotel rooms, and nobody noticed that they were missing.  And this is the Trina that supposedly doesn't even speak to Robbie (publicly).

2-6  Yerba is going through a civil war, and Beck and Andre threw Robbie out of their room.  He crawled into the girls' bed.  Jade was sleeping soundly through the bomb noises.  Tori was angry at Robbie for sneaking in their bed.  Cat was pleasantly surprised.  Trina was mortified.

2-6  Trina is quite good at dancing with a group, which is contradicted in 3-5 when she can't even to simple dance steps.  It's like her mindset changes, but she still keeps the skills.

2-6  During the big performance, Tori's shoe came off and popped the Supreme Chancellor's last good eye, and she was arrested for that.  Trina loves her sister and wants to visit her.  Eventually the entire gang, except for Sikowitz, gets arrested.  He sneaks out at the right time, he has done that before in 1-11.

2-6  Trina doesn't fight in the prison to protect herself, or anybody for that matter.  She puts Robbie behind her to protect her lover.  As to why she doesn't fight is a big piece of evidence, as shown in the very next episode!


Episode 2-8  The big one is here!  This is not simply karate that Trina is doing.  It is Vietnamese Vovinam.  She is in the 2nd Đẳng rank,  two steps away from being a master.  It took two years of intense training to get to this point.  The one red stripe indicates that she is a teacher.  So why didn't she fight in the last episode?  She clearly has the training, experience and expertise.  Trina has multiple personality disorder.  That's why she didn't fight in Yerba, her personality was passive.  The passive Trina was able to dance beautifully in a group.  Oh, and what does Trina do at the end of the clip?  She taps the dummy's nose, like what she does to Tori.

Sikowitz doesn't remember Yerba, as he was trained there and brainwashed into not remembering it at all.  He physically cannot remember it, even seconds after the conversation.  He started working at Hollywood Arts at the young age of 24, and even owns a house.  He is a CIA plant and he doesn't even know it.  He is also a war veteran, able to sneak and hide in plain sight.  This is a trait that he gave to Trina, which it has been seen and will be seen again.

He is trying to teach the kids true fear, as he caused it in the war.  Spencer was 2 feet away from him and didn't see him, Jade as well.  He is beyond a master hunter.

He can exfiltrate and infiltrate rooms full of people.

He singles the gang out from the class, as they have more potential than the others.  He is a scout looking for talent.  But a particular type of talent.

He eventually singles out Tori Vega for his next project.

Sikowitz subconsciously chose Tori because of how violent she is.  Throughout the show, Tori Vega is the most violent character dealing out the most physical punishments to people.  Sikowitz doesn't know that he is CIA, they molded his mind into being a teacher.  Whoever he paid attention to the most, Lane the guidance councilor took notice.

2-8  So who goes to the auditions?  Sikowitz and Lane.

2-8  Trina didn't get the audition correctly, and was expelled from Hollywood Arts.  Tori is trying to give the news, and Trina thought that it was Tori that was expelled.

2-8  Tori came up with the idea that Robbie would mug the principal and Trina would come in and save the day.  The plan worked, and she got to stay in the school.


Episode 2-9  Trina isn't below blackmailing people to get what she wants.  She got the lead part of Tori's play.  She also gets her feet bleached (for Robbie).


2-9  Rex hit on Trina and Robbie was staring at her boobs.  She punched Rex and not Robbie.  She is creeped out that Rex is always staring at her.  She seems to be okay with Robbie staring, as nobody else does.

2-9  This episode was a Who Dun It mystery.  Trina did a stunt and was horribly hurt.  Everybody had to tell what they remembered.  Robbie's story was a love triangle.  Cat said it wasn't true, but gave no evidence to back her claim up.


Episode 2-10  Trina was really hurt when Robbie said that he liked Sikowitz's feet.  She bleaches hers just for Robbie.  She then hits on Sean, a hot senior.  She makes up a false pizza business, prints shirts and hats, even boxes.  She spends several hundred dollars to make the business look real.

2-10  Sean goes for the bait and orders a pizza.  It is highly odd, Trina knows how to use the oven in this episode.  She forgets this simple life skill in 3-5.

2-10  Trina delivers a second free pizza to Sean, he didn't like the green peppers on the first one.  She blew up at him for not telling her that he had a girlfriend already.

2-12  Trina is all too eager to go to the Parade Parade and be on national tv.  The gang says no.  Then she said that she wouldn't go even if they begged her, then she begged them all.

2-12  She was able to hide in the sack for a few hours and not be noticed.  Sikowitz trained her well.


Episode 2-13  Trina bought the biggest Christmas tree imaginable.  She is as strong as an ox.  She got the tree home all by herself.

2-13  Sikowitz recommended to Trina that she take rock climbing.  She is a master at rappelling down ropes.  She can act, she can fight, she can hide, she can rappel.  She would make a great spy or assassin if it weren't for her multiple personality disorder.  This is why Sikowitz is working on Tori.  Trina is also just using Robbie to decorate, for the chance of "a hug".  Tori doesn't know the full story, she didn't even know that they hang out secretly and "hug" like Mommies and Daddies do.

2-13  Trina accidentally flocked Robbie in the face, and showed immediate remorse.  Remorse is not something that she feels towards other people.  He was supposed to spray on her face later that night, not the other way around.

     Season 2 shows Trina's true skills.  She is a master fighter, as well as a fighting instructor, due to the colors on her belt.  But she also has multiple personality disorder.  She is consistently contradicting herself in her skills and abilities.  She doesn't fight in 2-6 but is a master in 2-8.  She can dance, then can't later in season 3.  She can cook, but not in season 3.  It is her confidence that is changing in her personalities, she has all of the skills.  We will find out why everyone hates her in seasons 3 & 4.

Season 3-1  Trina is a "Dealer."  If you have seen the real Breakfast Club, you will understand.  Just like with imported fish in 1-12 Cat's New Boyfriend, Trina is well connected where it counts, tacos.

Episode 3-2  Trina bought 10 inch heels Fuzinni shoes.  Sinjin immediately recognized what they were and called them by name.  She was happy for the recognition.  She seems most genuinely happy around him in public.  She then used his long hair to grab on to when she was going down the stairs.  He was happily being used.

3-2  She had to show off her new shoes whilst jogging.  She has the need to show off her wealth to other people, since nobody cares about her real skills.

Episode 3-3  Trina was chosen to be the pretty girl for Sinjin's game show.  She should really date him, they fight like a couple because she doesn't have any lines in his game show, and speaks anyways.

3-3  She is an expert poker player as well.


3-3  She tried to hurry Beck's breakup with Jade.  Jade was counting to 10, and if Beck didn't join her, it was over.  She tackled Beck to stop him from going to Jade.  Robbie then tackled her, he wanted Trina all to himself.  Beck and Jade broke up, and Trina immediately started cuddling with him.  She doesn't care how, she just cares about the end game, which makes her ideal for being an operative.

Episode 3-4  Trina jumps on the opportunity to sing for Sean Quincy a major record label producer.  Tori and Andre say no, but Trina ends up following them.  Then she does more stealth ninja magic.

3-4  She waits under that table for over an hour, and pounces *with a drink in her hand* at the right moment.  She is then carried off by security, and is locked out of the building.


3-4  She then broke into the restaurant, got by security, knocked out a waitress, swapped clothes without anybody noticing, then successfully infiltrated the room.  She should have become a spy or an assassin.  She is wasting her talent on trying to become a singer.

Episode 3-5  The key episode to most of this post.  Trina was going around telling everybody that Beck asked her out, so that other guys would too.  She kissed him in front of hot guys, and bit his lip.

Episode 3-5  Trina can't dance worth beans in her class, even though she danced twice in Yerba perfectly.  Beck entered the room and told her that he liked her.  Her voice quivered and shook in response.  This was the first time a guy ever hit on her.  He asked to come over later on in the night, and she offered to make him dinner, while looking at his penis.  He asked for a chicken, kissed her, then left without saying goodbye.

3-5  She can't cook, even though she used that exact same oven in 2-10... 

3-5  Andre comes over for dinner too.  Trina doesn't know that this is a ploy against her.  She should have been smarter than this, but was desperate to date Beck.

3-5  Then Robbie came over to win over Trina's love.  A fist fight broke out, and from the Robbie post, he was risking his life to teach his love a lesson.  She could have easily stopped the fighting with her Vovinam.  She is scared, and runs for daddy dearest to break up the fight.

Episode 3-7  Oh how about that, Trina *can* sing and dance...

Episode 3-8  Oh, so Trina needs vocal warm ups now?  And she didn't in 2-8?  How convenient.

3-8  Trina can somehow drive with one foot on the steering wheel and that's it.  She is a master driver.  It's a 40 minute drive to school!  She has Tori shaving her right leg, she is driving with her left leg, she is applying shaving cream under her right armpit with both of her hands.  She is literally the best at what is possible at Hollywood Arts.

Episode 3-9  How did Trina get into Hollywood Arts?  There are many stories.  Andre's story had Sinjin's stage light getting loose, and hitting Trina in the throat, knocking all of the talent right out of her.

3-9  Jade's story has Trina using a knockout gas on her audition judges, and checking yes on all of the Yes boxes.  Not impossible, as it is shown that Trina has Black Market connections...

3-9  Beck's story has Trina issuing a fight challenge to the judges.  If she wins, she gets in.  And she kicks butt.  Again, not impossible.



3-9  Sikowitz's story.  He got drunk off of a bad coconut, and hallucinated Trina's awesome audition.  Each story is plausible.

Episode 3-10  Trina is out for blood against Tori in the auditions for the Platinum Music Awards.  It is a contest, and contestants are not supposed to help each other, even if they are family.  Trina seemed disappointed at the end when Robbie said that he still wets the bed by peeing in it.  Even the meds don't help him.

3-10  Trina puts her face in a bowl of mayo for 10 minutes a day to make herself prettier.  She then freaks out that Beck knocked on the door.

3-10  Trina didn't go to the big meeting with Tori and her friends.  Tori was chosen for the Platinum Music Awards opening, and Trina didn't even want to show support.

3-10  She then freaked out that anybody came to the door.  Multiple personality disorder?  Or did she assume that it was Beck again?

3-10  That's mean of Trina to not even go to the show.

 Episode 3-13  "You know how girls say 'I just like you as a friend?'  I don't even like you that way..."


     Season 3, Trina is exposed as a dealer, if you read into the Breakfast Club story-line...  She bought 10 inch Fuzinni boots, but Sinjin knew what they were...  She might have been happy with him... Sinjin chose her to be the pretty girl for his game show, but never wanted her to speak, which she did.  Trina worked her magic at Wok Star with stealth skills.  She then later in 3-5 convinced all of the sophomore boys to physically fight over her!  She caused a school-wide argument over how she got into Hollywood Arts! She didn't even go to the Platinum Music Awards to watch Tori sing.  She blows up at Robbie when she finds out that he's writing a song for a girl.

Episode 4-1  Trina does not want to be labeled as one of the "flatter" friends, and backs away from the group with Jade when Cat asks who is the flattest friend.  Jade and Trina both look down, then step away from the group...

Episode 4-2  Tori was a world class Hambone Slapper when she was 9 years old.  Her parents probably lied to Trina saying that she had talent when she was little, then they discovered that Tori actually had talent, and focused all of their attention on to Tori.  When Trina got into Hollywood Arts, she believed her parents lies that she was talented.  They bullied her and made fun of her.  She realized that she didn't have talent, and became bitter.  So she keeps the act up that she has talent.  She doesn't want to hear Tori's story again when she was 9 years old, being the best Hamboner in the Western USA.

Episode 4-8  Trina is actually smart and gives good advice, but people don't even register her ideas as useful.

Episode 4-9  Trina just admitted to her mother that she stole money to buy a 1st place trophy for herself.  Her mother didn't even get upset or angry at Trina, as she knew that she ruined Trina's life by lying to her that she was talented.

4-9  She gets upset when Andre ate all of the family pot pie.  She even licked the bowl clean.  It's one of the few times that she feels that she is really part of the family, when her mother makes it and they all share.

Episode 4-10  Trina blows up at Tori for not listening to her ideas for the Brain Squeezers team choices, then bites Tori's ear as she runs away.

Episode 4-11  Trina is bragging that she has 977 followers on TheSlap.com, and that Tori only has 300.  Everybody is wondering how Trina got that many followers, and they all fight with each other to get more.

4-11  Sinjin came clean and told the gang the truth.  Trina asked him to hack into TheSlap.com 3 months ago and add 900 followers.  His fee was having her teach him how to jump rope, so he can watch her.

4-13  It finally happened, Trina got a lead in a real tv show.  Granted, it's a show for little kiddies, but she is going around bragging to everybody that she meets about it.  And she says that is only shown in Mexico, so nobody can see that it's for 5 year olds.

4-13  Tori and Jade are channel surfing, and come across Divertismo playing on the tv.  They see the hilarity and go to see Trina filming the next episode.  Trina blows up at them and screams for them to leave.  Jade makes a boob joke, because Trina's costume is a bit revealing for a little kid show.  Trina covers up and is insulted.  Tori and Jade get to guest star in the episode with Trina.  Side note, Divertismo is still on in Sam & Cat.


If only they told her the truth, they wouldn't have ruined her life.

     Trina's parents lied that she was talented to keep her happy while she was growing up.  They then found out that Tori is actually talented, and focused all of their attention on to her instead of Trina.  Trina then got into Hollywood Arts and was bullied because she didn't have any skills.  She grew violent in nature, and grew multiple personality disorder in 8th grade.  Sikowitz channeled her anger into usable life skills such as hiding & sneaking, fighting, rope rappelling, acting.  He was training her to be the perfect spy / assassin.  Her only problem was her multiple personalities, some of them could not fight.  He then abandoned her, and Sikowitz focused on Tori instead.  Trina would have had a normal life if her parents told her the truth, that she was just a normal girl.

Sunday, September 27, 2015

What Happened To Robbie Shapiro?

What Happened To Robbie Shapiro?

"Ummm, eyes up here, Robbie."

     Robbie Shapiro is the awkward kid that pretty much no girl wants to go out on a date with, especially if he tries to bribe them with presents or money for a date.  His companion Rex, who may or may not be real, tries to teach him the ways to get some babes.  He always stares at a girl's boobs at least once when asking them out, and his Hollywood Arts locker is decorated with the nipples of his baby bottles from his youth.  Why is he so desperate and awkward?  Why is he the least athletic and active member of the group?

This post assumes that you have gone through and read the following blog posts.  It is highly recommended to read them before reading this one, as things from them will be referred to.


Episode 1-1 The first thing he does when he sees Tori is to check if she actually was a she.  He then talks like a pirate, which is important for later with Cat.

1-1 Robbie calls his companion a demon, which Rex never denies.

Episode 1-2 Robbie tells Tori that his locker is decorated with the nipples of his baby bottles.  He says that it reminds him of a happier time, when his mother actually loved him.  Evidence on the contrary is in Season 2.  So Robbie is a creeper from the very beginning.

1-2 He seemingly doesn't get why Andre wants to be in a ballet class with girls.  It's possible that he wanted to join the class to see Andre dance around in tights.
1-2 Tori flirts with Robbie to get the secrets of The Bird Scene.   He is excited that her hands are all over him.  Rex spoils the mood by getting too aroused, and doesn't want to be seen with wet pants.

1-2 Robbie never complained that it's a dude ranch, he is flabbergasted that he gets to see all these boys dance in tights.  He starts to realize that he likes boys and girls, as seen later on in Season 1.


1-2 Trying to impress a girl, Robbie and Andre end up kicking each other in the groin.   But, if you look closely, Robbie kicked Andre first.  Why is Robbie so desperate for Sadie's affection?

1-2 Jade usually enjoys seeing other people in pain, but sensed that something was different this time.  Robbie Shapiro needed reconstructive surgery for his delicates.  This is shown in 2-1 when he hits on the ballerina girl, Sadie, and says that his balls "healed".  Usually guys don't need healing when hit in the balls.

Episode 1-3 Robbie and Trina have an audition for a play, and have to end up kissing each other.  He immediately breaks character and falls in love with Trina.



1-3 He boldly kisses Trina, something against his usual shyness.  He also tries to convert her to Judaism, he already has long term plans.  Why the rush?  And Robbie is lactose intolerant.



1-3  Robbie is getting all sorts of action today!  He falls in love with Cat as well, and asks for her to meet his family.  Why is his family desperate for him to marry at such a young age?  Also, Trina was willingly eating lunch with him.  She liked getting hit on, most of the time she is usually the one hitting on some guy.  This builds into the 5 Fingaz To The Face post, in which they are lovers.
Episode 1-4  Robbie and Cat give Rex a time out, like they are his guardians or parents, foreshadowing for Season 4.


1-4  Robbie's grandmother disapproves of Cat very much, in her opinion she is not worthy of continuing the Shapiro name or bloodline.  Cat thought that they were on a date, and Robbie muscled her into his grandmother's apartment.  He has the potential to be an abuser, forcing girls to do things that they don't want to do.  The grandmother asked:  "Why did you bring THAT one?!?"  The other girl is Trina.  It appears that he is dating both of them.  This also indicates that Trina actually met the grandparents, and is seriously considering Robbie's family.



Episode 1-5  Which is it, Robbie?  Are you lactose intolerant or are you not?  He also loves Trina a great deal, and doesn't want to hurt her in saying her play is bad on TheSlap.com.


Episode 1-7  Robbie is most likely a Democrat, as many Jews tend to be.  Rex on the other hand is a Republican who loves Fox News.  It should be noted in the Robarazzi webcast, he never attacks Trina, and he does have a segment attacking Cat and her binge buying.

Episode 1-8 Trina hears about the beach trip, and decides that she is going as well.  Everybody, except for Robbie, says that she can't go with them.  He wants to see Trina in a swim suit.  Cat became sad, because she wanted to spend time with Robbie, and was hoping he fell out of love with Trina.  That makes her abandon the group locked in the hot trailer and flirt with 4 guys for hours on end.

Episode 1-10  Robbie has nightmares about Rex.  This episode brings up a couple of interesting points.

1-10  He has nightmares about Rex, but it also shows he has a hospital bed.  They cost around $3,000+ and are generally used for the sick and the elderly.




1-10  Cat genuinely cares about him and suggests that he see Lane, the school's guidance counselor.  He suggests that Robbie and Rex get couple's counseling.  Lane just admitted that Rex is real.

Episode 1-11  Robbie doesn't want Tori to join the (fake) ping pong team.  He is on a winning team that brings his family some pride that they (fakely) win 1st place trophies.

1-11  He is the one person on the team that didn't agree to tell Tori the real story about the ping pong team.  It's a social group and team that he is a part of, and didn't want to ruin it.  And it's a "sport" that he is associated with, since he doesn't do many physical activities.  We'll find out in Season 2.

Episode 1-12  Robbie wasn't there when Cat showed off her new boyfriend.  He was hanging out with his other girlfriend, Trina, as seen in the next video.

1-12  Trina waited by Robbie's locker to flirt with him.  If Cat got a boyfriend, she wanted someone too.  She was already secretly dating Robbie, and she slipped and openly was hitting on him.

1-12  Look at how happy Trina is with Robbie, if the two openly dated, they would be this happy all the time.

1-12  Not wanting Cat to be happy with her new boyfriend, Robbie pointed them out to Tori.  She saw them making out, and he was Tori's ex-boyfriend.  She was jealous and sprayed them with hot cheese.

Episode 1-13  The boys help take care of Trina when she has her wisdom teeth taken out.  Trina is a martial arts expert, and fights them.  She is heavily medicated, and doesn't want them messing around with her gums that hurt.  Even though they are trying to help, she struggles.  Robbie refuses to fight his loved one hand to hand.

1-13  Whilst singing at the Karaoke Dokie, the dj compliments Robbie and Rex as the best vantriloquist act that he has ever seen.  The two of them question that statement, as Rex is real.


Episode 1-14  Robbie miraculously got a date with a girl, Jessica Wolfe.  He gets around, the love of his life asked how his dating life is.

1-14  He doesn't have to produce real tears when acting, he just uses his real ones.



Episode 1-14  Rex got killed by Tori, and Robbie requests the comfort of a woman.




Episode 1-16  Robbie confesses that he loves male makeup and leather pants.

Episode 1-17  He also gets manicures.

Episode 1-18  Robbie hits on Beck, he loves how Beck fills in his jeans.

Episode 1-19  He wants to be a part of an anniversary, as his parents split up.  We see that in 2-6.  Robbie comes from a broken home, and his parents are uncomfortable with he female he actually is.

Episode 2-1  Robbie asks out Sadie, the girl from the ballet class, and he stared at her chest when he did it.  He said that his groin injuries healed, with a creepy smile on his face, indicating that he wants some activity.  Why does he need to sow his oats to lots of girls?

How that we're on the subject, at least Robbie is blunt.  Surely there is a non-creepy explanation for this behavior.










2-1  He goes to Tori for help, to be able to walk up to any girl and ask her out without having to give them gifts, or money, or get sprayed.  Robbie's been maced before.  He also admitted that he spies on Tori with binoculars.

2-1  He uses a makeover to help him score some chicks, but it backfires.  He seems to be desperate to be dating someone, like he is in a hurry.

Episode 2-2  Robbie wears girl's pants.

2-2  Okay, the first piece of raw data evidence to work with.  Robbie doesn't have the sensation that he has to pee.  Something is bending his bladder so that only the bottom half empties, then the top half fills up.  It fills up so much that it forces the bottom half, and he wets himself.  It must be something of a pretty significant size for this to occur.

Episode 2-3  Robbie has a bucket list.  He's a bit young to have to be worrying about clocking out.

2-3  Trina does not talk to Robbie in public.  She wants people to think that she hates him.

Episode 2-4  If Trina hates Robbie so much, why did she come to visit him in the hospital?  And that car has been in his small intestines for 10 years.  His parents didn't take him to the emergency room when it first happened.  It's like they don't care about him.  A medical explanation of what happened to him.  He is a living miracle that he is still alive.  It's too bad the car wasn't the thing messing with his bladder.

Episode 2-5  Robbie healed from the surgery, and asked Cat out for Prome.  He now has the courage to ask her.

2-5  He became jealous of Tug.

Episode 2-6  Robbie's mother moved back in, indicating that she moved out on him.  The gang takes a trip to Yerba with Sikowitz.

2-6  Robbie and Trina checked out the girls' and boys' rooms.  Nobody noticed that they were gone.  And Trina doesn't "talk" to Robbie in public, but they were on a tropical island and had some alone time.

2-6  Yerba is going through a civil war.  Andre and Beck kicked Robbie out of the boys' room, for unknown reasons.  He slipped into the girls' bed.  Tori is angry.  Trina is mortified, and Cat doesn't seem to mind.  A prisoner broke through the window and he protected Trina, not Cat.

2-6  Trina returned the favor.  He got stuck on the ladies' side of the prison, but was unwilling to prove that he was a boy.  A thug came, and Trina protected her lover.




Episode 2-8  Robbie dresses up as a mugger to attack the principal of the school.  This is so Trina can save the day with her karate skills and stay at Hollywood Arts.  Tori said "beat up", and Robbie said " he doesn't like being beaten."  Somebody is physically abusing Robbie, possibly his father to try and make him more manly.

Episode 2-9  We find out that Trina bleaches her feet, important for the next episode.




2-9  Rex hits on Trina, and Robbie takes the opportunity to take a look at Trina's chest.  She called Rex a puppet and punched Rex, not Robbie.  Her displays of affection with Robbie in private are for Robbie alone, not Rex.



2-9  Trina was injured in the play,  and Robbie's flashback for happened to Trina was telling them all the truth, that Trina and Cat are in love with Robbie.  Cat pipes in and says it's not true, using a different voice than normal, and then provides no evidence to back her claim up.

Episode 2-10  In the very next episode, we find out that Robbie thinks that Sikowitz has cute hippie feet.  Trina has an incredibly hurt look on her face, as she bleaches her feet for him, and even let him have access to her feet fish.

Episode 2-11  Robbie has life size cutouts of Cat.  He doesn't want her to know that he has cutouts of all the pictures he ever took of her, even the less than proper ones.  He has tons of cutouts of all of his other girlfriends.

How many girlfriends does this guy need?

2-11  Tori defeated Robbie's score of a 98 with a perfect 100.  Robbie had the school record, and that was his one record in his life, and it got broken.


Episode 2-13  Robbie professed his love for Cat with a megaphone for the entire school to hear.  He got her a very thoughtful Christmas present.  She kissed him for the first time genuinely.  The other kiss was a stage kiss.

2-13  It is in this same episode where Robbie gets a date with his former bully, the one who put the car in his intestines.



 2-13  He also helps Trina out for the chance of a hug, or maybe a little bit more later on.

2-13  Trina accidentally sprayed his face with flocking, and immediately showed empathy.  She very rarely shows empathy to anyone other than herself.  Robbie had tender moments with three girls in this episode.

Episode 3-1 is a play on the movie The Breakfast Club.  They use tacos as a metaphor for the Mary Jane in the movie, but they also use it in the virgin sense.  Cat rejects the idea that she's a vegan, as she is preggers with Robbie's baby girl.  Robbie rejects the idea that he's a vegan, and tries to point to Tori, hinting that he has been with her sister, Trina.



3-1  This is the moment were Robbie and Cat fully fall in love with each other.  She wanted him to have "straight" hair instead of curly (sounds like "girly") hair.  The is truly the high point of their relationship, it goes all downhill from here.

Episode 3-2  Robbie and Cat already have a bundle of joy coming, and he decided to try some new things with Cat.  She didn't like it all, and wanted to play with Jade instead.  Same game, but different participant.

 3-2  Robbie was not present when Cat, Tori, Andre and Beck went to the Gorilla Club, a place with dangerous games.  He doesn't do dangerous and physical activities.  He wasn't there when she was gleefully trying to have a miscarriage.  Why does she want to try this?  All will be revealed in 4-6.

Episode 3-3  Sinjin makes a game show, and the gang help him out with the test run, Queries for Couples.  Robbie and Tori were paired as their couple.  It is shown that his father is disappointed in him, and her mother screams in her sleep because of him.  They clearly don't like him as much as they should.  The same for Trina, they have a unique bond.

3-3  Robbie sassed Tori, and she hit him in the junk with a car battery.  Trina had another moment of empathy for him, or more likely she was disappointed there wouldn't be any activities for a while.

Episode 3-4  Robbie still wears adult diapers, because he can't control his urine.  His problem is getting worse, his time table is shifting.  It is likely intestinal/prostate cancer.

3-4  He can't keep his zipper for his pants up.  I can't get this video working like I want it to, but he has to be reminded 3 times to pull his fly up.

Episode 3-5  Trina is going around spreading false rumors that Beck asked her out, so other hot guys would ask her out too.  Beck, Andre and Robbie stage a fake fight, so they would literally fight over her.  He risks his life for one of the loves of his life, so she could learn a lesson.

Episode 3-9  He is still a disappointment to his father, and the father refuses to even listen to Robbie.  The father is the one beating him.

Episode 3-10  Robbie was experimenting, by wearing his mother's dress on a random Tuesday in July.




3-10  Trina asked Robbie to help shoot her video audition for the Platinum Music Awards.  There is another pee joke.  Robbie can't get a break from the urine jokes.

Episode 3-13  Trina said gross when Robbie approached and called them the Vega girls.  Then she publicly shot him down in front of everyone.  He said that he wrote a song for a girl.  He wrote it for Cat.  Their relationship fell apart after the miscarriage.

 3-13  Robbie becomes upset at Cat for not thinking she is pretty enough to date Evan.  She replies that he doesn't know how girls think, and he storms off in anger.  He plays his song for her at the end of the episode, and is immediately friend zoned.

Episode 4-1  Robbie is so desperate for physical contact, that he is willing to hug two burglars that he comes across, who show the slightest compassion towards him.



Episode 4-5  Robbie just can't get over him talking about girly things about him.  He tweeted a picture of him wearing his sister's shirt.  So, Robbie has a sister that he never talks about.  She is the loved one in that family, and he wants to be like her.  But he is the boy, and it's his job to keep the family name going on, but his father is embarrassed of him.  He wants Robbie to have a son so at least the son could be successful.  Robbie remembered something his grandmother once told him, an old wives tale, about how a girl's boob size could tell if she will have a boy or not.  He forgot that he has to get the girl preggers first.  So, at least in Robbie's misunderstood logic, he was right at staring at every girl's boobs before asking them out.

Episode 4-6  Robbie brings his sister's butterfly into school, and Cat wants to see it, and it flies into her ear.  The metaphor is that Cat became preggers again by Robbie.  He wants the baby to live this time, and she doesn't.  He even brought something to show to her, which she covers her eyes and looks away.  Maybe she thought it was more juice to make babies.

4-6  Robbie makes sure that the baby is getting proper amounts of Vitamin D from bananas.  He did his homework this time.  He saw on CNN that bananas make boys.

Episode 4-7  Cat doesn't want to go to the Cow Wow with Robbie, he's her best friend, but also the father of his baby.  It's already awkward enough for her.  And she doesn't want rumors flying around.
Cat has the physical need to flee to get away from Robbie.  Then she is weirded out that he asked Gabriella to the dance, and blew up when he left the room.

4-7  Cat is the mother of Robbie's unborn son, and he is already flirting it up with Gabriella, making her uncomfortable.  She goes to Jade and Beck who don't help her.  If only they knew.  They only know that Cat likes Robbie and Robbie likes her back.

4-7  Robbie built up the courage to kiss Cat in public.  Cat was trying to make him jealous by dancing with the nerdy Sinjin, and he ended up kicking her in the face.  Robbie then comforted her, and kissed her.  She realized that they were out in the open, and people were watching, and fled.

Episode 4-8  Robbie and Trina sitting next to each other in class, even though there were other seats for Trina to sit in.



4-8  Robbie mis-hears Mason's son's offer for buying Rex, and thought he wanted to buy Cat.  He considered it briefly, then asked how much.  Robbie has sold girls before.  He is a slave trafficker.



4-8  Robbie sold Rex, and got Goonter in return.  He immediately missed Rex's snarkiness.  Rex left a huge void that Goonter immediately attempted to fill in.

4-8  The void that Rex left when he left Robbie's mind was too much to fill, so he was filling it back in himself.

4-8  Robbie got Rex back, and he wasn't happy due to the Goonter situation.  Robbie tried to say it was only for one night, and didn't mean anything, but Rex wouldn't take it.

Episode 4-11  Cat lovingly does Robbie's makeup for him in class, he says that she does it more gently than his own mother.

4-11  Robbie is in the janitor's closet making a video for TheSlap.com.  Sinjin doesn't ask anyone why they are hiding in closets and not coming out.

4-11  Robbie gets 600 followers on TheSlap.com, and gives himself a transgender-esque makeover.

Episode 4-12  For inexplicable reasons, Jade and Robbie are friends in this episode.  One reason is the fact that she had sleepovers with both of them at some point or another.  Anyway, they notice strange things happening in Cat's life, and team up to find out the matter.

4-12  They question her at Tori's house, but Cat evades all questioning.

4-12  They find out her secret, Cat Valentine is homeless.

4-12  Robbie, a man without shame, tries to play Pirates with Cat one more time.  Hasn't she been through enough??? They arrange for her to move in with her grandmother, Nona, who lives 12 miles away.  The mileage is important for the next episode.

Episode 4-13  Both Beck and Robbie are concerned that Cat bought a Gross of Pajelehoochoes, worth $2,872.80...  He was embarrassed but went along with it when Cat asked him to wear a matching one, like a couple.  This was the day after she moved in with Nona, and she told her that Robbie would walk her home from school.

4-13  Robbie's mother sprays his underwear with bug spray, because she thinks that he has roaches, but he really has pubic hair lice.  He is either into really kinky stuff with head hair, or he gets around quite a bit in the usual style.

4-13  Robbie and Cat get mugged.  Sikowitz gave the class a challenge to say yes to everything for a day, unless it was illegal or sexual.  They decided to say yes, even though they didn't have to.

4-13  Robbie gives it one last shot on VicTORious to get some action in Cat.  This time, he called it Snoodling.  She laughed, then called him gross.  He's probably dying from cancer, but he can at least honor the girl's repeated denial of making out and playing Pirates.

4-13  They go home in a large trash can.  They get home much later than expected, and basically naked.  Nona becomes furious that Robbie brought Cat home in her underwear on their first outing together when Cat lived with Nona.  She banned him from seeing each other outside of school.  This is important for the Sam & Cat episode that features Jade and Robbie.

Sam & Cat Episode 23  Cat thinks that Sam stole her friend Jade.  So, Cat stole Sam's friend, Freddie.  Jade tells her to steal her "sort-of" boyfriend, Robbie.  She's had a crush on him for forever.  But the two never made a move on each other.  See "What Happened To Cat Valentine" for the entire timeline.  A year and a half went by roughly, and Cat didn't give birth.  Something happened to the baby.

23  Cat hears a familiar song through the window and door, and it was Robbie singing the love song that he sang to Cat over a year ago.  Cat and Sam fight over who he is really singing it to.  Robbie is just trying to sow more seeds for his family.  He is angry that Freddie is fadoodling with Cat, which Freddie denies.  Cat says that "you could have if you wanted to!" with open arms.  She is done with Robbie Shapiro.  Robbie gets the vibe that Cat and Sam are an item, and he was the one who brought their love together.  His life did something now!

 23  Sam accuses Cat of flirting with her ex-boyfriend (Freddie) right in front of her face.  Cat scolds Sam for flirting with Robbie (not-exboyfriend) right in front of her face!  Sam kisses Robbie and calls him tasty, right in front of Cat.

23  Cat accused Sam of kissing her "kinda-boyfriend" on his pink pouty lips and said that he was tasty.  Sam said that she lied about the tasty, which Cat agreed to because she has kissed him before.  They both kept staring at each others chest throughout the fight.



SC 23  Nobody saved Robbie from the killer tuna fish...

SC 23  Since Sam and Cat are taken, Robbie makes a pass on Freddie by singing I Think You're Swell to him.

Game Shakers Episode 3  Rex was featured in the New York Subway lost & found.  Robbie would never willingly sell or misplace Rex...  #RIPRobbieShapiro.

Robbie would still be among his friends if the bully didn't make him swallow the car when he was 7 years old.  He wouldn't have tried so hard to be girly if his parents liked him as much as they did his sister.  He wouldn't have been as creepy if his family wanted him to marry and have a boy so badly, he wouldn't have stared at every girl's boobs.  If all of the above went correctly, he probably would have grown up normal and never have had Rex.

Who knew one little toy car could wreak so much damage?  Hang in there Trina, you'll find someone again.