Eating wieners in a hot tub with high-school students seems like a bad idea.
Erwin Sikowitz is the crazy 34 year old teacher who looks more like he is 50 years old. Even his name reflects on his character, Psycho+Wits. He is creepy and very touchy feely with his students. How in the world is he still employed, and also not in jail? Much of what he does as a professional teacher can be construed as child abuse.
Season 1 Episode 4 end credits, the show is advertising TheSlap.com, a real website that ran concurrent with the show in real time. Sikowitz has some creepy things to say about the site. Why does he look at his crotch when he says that he needs a rubber band?
Season 1 Episode 10, he is so obsessed about having students' urine in his mouth that he plays a harmonica that was in the boy's bathroom toilet.
Season 1 Episode 11, Sikowitz goes along with an embezzling scheme, to get the trust and cool factor of his 6 very specific students.
1-11, he takes his beloved students on their mission alone, and he has shag carpeting in his van.
1-11, seeing as he might get arrested, he bails at the first chance that he gets.
Season 1 Episode 12, he offers his wieners to anyone who would receive them. Tori takes one, and Robbie does too. That's a small commentary on which side he bats for. He also doesn't say what they are made of, does he have a cooking license to officially offer them? He also forces Tori to dance with him.
Season 1 Episode 13, Sikowitz hangs out, and performs, at the Karaoke Dokie, and 18 and *under* club. This is highly inappropriate for him.
1-13, "You're going to love me, you're gonna tell me you're ready to go,
I'm already there [pointing to his penis], look up there, I'm the
star of the show..."
Season 1 Episode 15, asking teenage students to do something for money seems wrong. He could have phrased the question better.
Season 1 Episode 19, having sleepovers with students is very much against the moral conduct of teaching.
1-19, it's almost like he *is* asking them to look in the cabinet.
Season 2 Episode 2, the worst way to ask a teenage girl a question, especially from a teacher.
2-2, Jade helped Tori do a stunt that she was afraid of, by pushing her off of the ledge. And, really? a middle aged male teacher hugging a sophomore girl?
Season 2 Episode 4, Tori Vega passed out from giving 3 pints of blood to Robbie Shapiro for his emergency surgery. She could not do her part in the play, and Sikowitz took over the part. In doing so, he took off her clothes and switched them with his own.
iCarly: iParty with VicTORious: Sikowitz flirts with Cat.
iCarly, he yells in his bath tub? I wonder why...
iCarly, what type of teacher honestly plays games in hot tubs with half-naked students and hopes to remain employed?
Season 2 Episodes 6&7, the gang gets arrested in their Semester Break trip to Yerba. Sikowitz slyly avoids getting arrested, and leaves them to dry.
Season 2 Episode 12, surely there are better ways of asking teenage students to do something for "Daddy Sikowitz"...
2-12, he gets arrested for telling the truth.
2-12, the end of the episode. They do end up catching him, and he is somehow released from jail, and even more impressively, somehow employed.
Season 2 Episode 13, Sikowitz has all of his favorite students' numbers. There are laws against private communication between an educator and a student.
Season 3 Episode 2, he knows where to meet troubled girls, he's done it before.
3-2, Andre misinterprets the current situation. Tori was angry that Sikowitz and Cat were making fun of her audition practice. She threw Cat's stuffed animal out of the window, and pulled down Sikowitz's pants, then stormed out of the room.
Season 3 Episode 6, Sikowitz forces Tori and Jade to start dating, or else they will both get F's for the semester.
Season 3 Episode 9, he knows exactly what the smell from under his bed is... He even skips class to attend to it.
Season 4 Episode 5, he is first and foremost, a boy. Not a man, but a boy. This is a bet, for boys versus girls, for who will lose first. The winners get an A for the *entire* semester.
Season 4 Episode 8, Sikowitz showers with his window open, without a shower curtain? That explains a lot...
Sam & Cat Episode 9, he shaves Dice's armpit hair, without even asking first.
Sure, Nickelodeon needed a weird teacher, but did he really need to be this creepy? How long will his shenanigans last until he finally gets arrested?
Who is Rex Powers? What is he? If he's just a toy that Robbie takes to school, they wouldn't allow it. He would be too much of a distraction. Everybody talks to him like he is a real person. Rex insults everybody, but nobody verbally attacks him or calls him out on that. He can change his appearance, like from the Pilot Episode to Episode 1-2, and nobody seems to notice or say anything. And right from the start, in one of his first scenes, Robbie outright calls him a demon, which he doesn't deny.
"The power of Christ compels you!"
Episode 1-2, Rex has to pee, he has bodily needs. And speaking of needs...
1-2, Rex hits on every girl he meets, except for Cat.
Season 1 Episode 8, will Rex ever get Tori?
Episode 1-9, Rex has his own Skype account, separate from Robbie's. His screen name is RexAndTheCity, a play on Sex & The City. His power is lust and seduction.
Season 1 Episode 10, Lane, the school's guidance counselor and psychologist, recommends that Robbie and Rex get "Couple's Therapy." He doesn't comment that Rex is a puppet, and therefore not real.
Season 1 Episode 11, Rex has his own team of volleyball girls. It is an invite only team of personally selected hot girls.
Season 1 Episode 13, Robbie does not recognize Rex as a ventriloquist puppet.
Season 1 Episode 16, Rex revels in other people's pain.
Season 1 Episode 18, Rex can be knocked unconscious. He is a corporeal being.
For a "Puppet", Rex got his own mini-locker in the school. It is right under Robbie's locker. The school recognizes Rex as a real entity.
Season 1 Episode 19, the demon of lust is afflicted when he is kissed by a pure girl. He finally got his wish.
Season 2 Episode 2, Rex is hit in the groin, and screams out loud. He can feel pain.
Just like Edward Cullen, how long have you been mid-teens?
Season 2 Episode 6, Rex partied too hard with the Northridge Girls, too much happy juice and romping in the hay for him.
Season 2 Episode 8, speaking of Northridge Girls, why would Rex have to stay at hotels in Northridge? Hmmm???
Season 2 Episode 9, Rex admires two very specific things about Trina. Both Rex and Robbie break eye contact, and look lower, when Rex says this. It has to be noted that she punches Rex, and *not* Robbie. If it was Robbie controlling Rex, she would have punched him.
Season 2 Episode 11, Rex massages Tori's neck. How can he help her if he's barely touching her? Is it the power of influence over her mind?
Season 2 Episode 13, it's confirmed that an actor, Christopher Cane portrays Rex Powers in the show. If he is a living entity in the Blooper Episode, it's more than plausible that he is a living entity in the real show.
2-13, the middle aged Christopher Cane hits on the 16 year old Tori Vega.
iCarly presents a Random Debate With Victorious. Rex is in character and talking without Robbie.
Season 4 Episode 8, Robbie sells Rex for $2,000. He then immediately faints, as this is the first time that he is not possessed by Rex.
4-8, he then goes insane without his little demon buddy.
4-8, Robbie gets Rex back at the end of the episode. Robbie had another puppet, Goonter, for a little bit.
Evidence from the Wii game: VicTORious: Taking The Lead:
Rex talks with people without the use of Robbie.
This is where things start to get creepy.
Tori, holding Rex, doesn't even consider that Rex is talking without Robbie.
Sinjin wisely backs out of the conversation.
There is a plethora of evidence about Rex on TheSlap.com, the characters respond to his Tweets as if here were real. So, who, or what, is Rex "Powers"?
Caterina (Cat) Valentine is the cute red headed girl from VicTORious, and is a fan favorite. She is often portrayed as ditzy or weird, but in the earlier episodes, she was also pretty normal too. Many fans have noticed that Cat has went over the edge in Season 2, and became more and more weird after that, akin to Joey in Friends. She often tells stories beginning with: "One time, my brother... {insert insane story here}" Cat's stories in Season 1 at least went along with the ongoing conversation. They didn't add anything, but were quasi-related in the least. This is a full analysis of what happened to her from VicTORious and Sam & Cat. Much of it is speculative, but several key pieces of evidence are canon, and cannot be ignored. Nickelodeon goes out of its way to mention a few key dates.
Pilot Episode 1-1, Cat goes from Depressed to Happy in a mere moment. She wears one gold ring on her ring finger, she is traditional and normal for the moment.
From the pilot episode of VicTORious to the end of it all, Cat has had a large range of emotions, from confusion, to resentment, to sadness, to happiness. Most of the time she was happy, but she strayed into other emotions freely.
Episode 1-2, from the very beginning, it's been shown that Cat either is okay with, or even likes, bondage. It is shown again near the very end of Sam & Cat. Tori was trying to get Cat to help her with "The Bird Scene", an audition that no student or faculty can help, but everybody must do in order to audition for plays. Tori then gave her hot pepper candy and no water, to torture Cat into the answers. Cat, being fiercely loyal to her teacher, Erwin Sikowitz, refuses to help.
Episode 1-3 Cat does have her normal moments in conversation. It might not be all the time, but it does happen.
It is in this very Episode 1-3 that Cat starts to process her at home abuse from her older brother (as seen later in this post...). He has been teasing her for some time, and she is starting to make cries for help indirectly. She indirectly cries for help several times in the next few seasons, and even directly to the school's guidance counselor. She is ignored until the second to last episode of the show.
1-3 Cat can't handle the pressure anymore from home stress life.
1-3 She blows up at Andre for little to no reason. This is the energy that she wishes she could emit at her brother. She also wishes that she could walk away from her problems, just like she did with Andre.
1-3, in this same episode, Cat has empathy for her best friend, Robbie Shapiro. She loses her sense of empathy later on in the show. Robbie thinks that since he shared a stage kiss with Trina Vega, that she likes him. Cat gave him a stage kiss to show him that it was just for show! Now he thinks that Cat likes him. Important for later on in the analysis. She was just being friendly.
Episode 1-4, Cat is as at least aware that she knows that something is wrong with her, good for her? She is arguing with Robbie Shapiro's Jewish grandmother. Mrs Shapiro is convinced that Robbie will marry her someday. Little does she know that Cat is at least bisexual, and at most a full blown lesbian. Oh, the argument that would be from that!!!
Episode 1-6, Cat uses Grizzly Glue on Tori's face. Cat's abuse is getting worse, she is starting to lose her mind.
1-6, but Cat still has a sense of decency and modesty. "You smell so fruity, I'm a pirate and you're my booty."
Episode 1-7, Cat takes her stress into her own hands, and starts a buying binge. It is a plea for help that someone will notice. Her friends don't take notice. She visited her "Uncle" and "Uncle" this weekend, getting exposure to the gay culture. She also flew a plane just for a weekend trip, a testimony on her family's wealth. She also buy lots of items with her own money, until she runs out of excessive allowance money, and has to start borrowing.
1-7, begging for attention.
1-7, her friends don't think that she has a problem that she wants to talk about, they are just annoyed that she is borrowing money to make it happen.
1-7, Robbie Shapiro, her supposed love of her life (from his point of view), capitalizes on her overbuying, with a segment about her on his show, Robarazzi. Note that she ships to her school, not her home address. She does not want her parents to know about all of this buying. She didn't want her parents to get her psych treatment.
1-7, Cat is just annoying her friends at this point, they have no idea that she is hinting at something. Beck and Andre, her best guy friends at least have the politeness to ask if she is still buying from SkyStore, and what it is. Jade, her best female friend, and (almost) partner, comments that she is "so screwed up."
1-7, Lane, the school guidance counselor, takes notice, only because Cat is borrowing money from people to binge buy. Lane is notoriously good at not doing his job, as seen a wee bit later. In all of the SkyStore scenes, except for this Lane scene, she is wearing a ring on her middle finger. She is telling her friends an open message non-verbally.
1-7, the gang does not get the hint that Cat is receiving abuse, they just help her stop buying things online. She then starts shamelessly manipulating people, starting with the nerdy Sinjin Van Cleef. Notice, Robbie is not present at this meeting.
Episode 1-8 happens in June, Cat flirting it up with four guys at once. In the beginning of the episode, she wore two gold rings on her ring finger, symbolizing double the interest in guys. Her friends are locked in a hot trailer for hours on end while she flirts with these guys. She doesn't care about them too much.
Episode 1-9 happens in July. Cat changed her ring positions about every 90 seconds. Every scene had a different combination. She might have been giddy from just turning 16.
TheSlap.com, after Episode 1-9, Cat turns 16 years old. This is the first significant use of time, important for later. Cat has a July birthday.
Episode 1-11, in an 8th grade flashback, it is revealed that Cat's parents are excessively wealthy, important for the Sam & Cat show. It's about $200 a plate.
1-11, Cat wears black nail polish, to reflect the blackness of her abuse, she is usually all about the pink.
Episode 1-12, Cat wears three gold rings at a time, it is her being happy with her first boyfriend.
1-12, Cat finally got a boyfriend, much to Robbie's dislike. She loved every second of spending time with him, until Tori ruined it all.
1-12, Tori steals Cat's boyfriend. Cat loses much of her sense of empathy, starting now, but seen more so in Season 2.
1-12, Cat punches Tori straight in the face, and is unfazed that she just assaulted her friend.
1-12, look at how worried Cat is that she will get into legal trouble. She makes Tori lie about the abuse, just like how Cat's brother makes her lie.
TheSlap.com, Cat's brother is doing more than simple teasing now. It was caught on tape, and uploaded to TheSlap.com, but no one is taking any action! Just like in the Nick show "Doug" from yesteryear, everybody knew he had hallucinations, but nobody in the community did anything about it.
Episode 1-13, Cat, Jade, Andre and Beck all go out on a double date. Cat and Jade have fun singing on stage. She is a bit slow and dim-witted in this episode, but realizes the unfair situation that the owner's daughters win every singing competition.
TheSlap.com, Cat had a rough start, even before she was born. She still seems more than normal in her speaking patterns.
1-14, Cat abuses Andre, because he can't cry. Cat cries a lot at home because of her problems. She on some (semi)conscious level wants to see others hurting as well.
1-14, this is an instance where it is canon, and cannot be interpreted in any other way. Cat Valentine goes to a psych ward, and they need a specialist. She now has a record, and has deep rooted problems. They somehow let her go so she can go to school the next day. The hospital gets lucky, they don't even try to diagnose Cat for a psychological problem, they just assume!
Episode 1-15, Cat and Tori are more than happy to help Jade get her boobs into her hamburger costume. Oh the Catorade moments... (CAt+TORi+jADE). Tori even tweets about it on TheSlap.com, for all to read. Cat laughs in excitement as they run off on their very important mission. This would also imply either Cat had her try, or, Jade specifically requested Tori for this to happen. Either way, juicy things happen backstage...
Episode 1-19, a method acting exercise at Sikowitz's house, which is also a sleepover. (ew! Sikowitz invited them to sleep over at his house!) Once people break character, they are booted out, and have to leave. Cat breaks character immediately to go on a date with Sikowitz's nephew. Canonically, it happens on March 19th, thanks to Robbie's PearPad. By release date, it is the last episode of Season 1. Going off of the released episodes in the order in which they were broadcast, Cat is 18 years old at this point, instead of 16. (Full timeline at the end).
Season 1 Analysis: Cat started out sort of normal, having medium intelligence, & could converse normally about half the time. It was revealed that she turned 16 years old, and is the youngest classmate of her friends. She was also abused physically by her brother, and was committed to a psych room. Her friends did nothing to help her (on camera), from her subtle pleas, or even trying to get her out of the psych ward. Her wearing varying rings start to portray her mood on her situations. A clear mental change has been shown through the season. The most important facts are that she had flirted with four boys at once on the beach, she had a boyfriend, and she flirted with Sikowitz's nephew. This the season with the most sexual advances of any type for Cat Valentine.
Season 2
Many fans have noticed that Cat has driven off of the deep end from the very beginning of Season 2. I would believe that to be true from these next scenes. She has seemingly lost her sense of compassion for other human beings from the very first episode... Even the demon puppet, Rex, feels compassion for the crash victims...
Episode 2-1, no compassion, until questioned, check!
2-1, Cat does not care about the lives for people that she doesn't know... (Does this foreshadow anything? Season 3 has a surprise twist.)
Episode 2-2 Cat starts dressing up in costumes, her friends still don't take it as a cry for help. Its a costume making class, but they don't have to wear their designs. Cat chooses to. Also, the clown who shot her brother was her cousin. Jade knows how to calm Cat down, as they are pretty much best friends, though Jade calls Cat her pet in Season 3.
2-2, Cat disrupts Tori's audition. She has the need to be the center of attention in this episode, as her parents ignore the fact that her brother is molesting her.
2-2, she is reverting back to her childhood, when she was pure and innocent. Something is clearly wrong.
2-2, Cat seems to be okay with the concept of Tori's death. Does she care about anyone?
2-2, her friends are getting tired of all of the costumes. Pay attention to Cat's own words: "Look! I'm Cat! International spy!" Her friends are tired of paying attention to her.
Episode 2-4, Cat has lost her sense of empathy. I feel sorry for Andre, she has ragged on him a few times already.
2-4, Cat is harsh on Andre again, and even laughs afterward.
Episode 2-5, Cat's bisexual tendencies are starting to come out, she cups Tori in a special place.
2-5, Cat misinterpreted Jade's request for 12 gallons of fake blood. She had her brother get 12 gallons of real blood! Her brother is either a murderer, or steals from blood banks. Either way, some serious crime is going on. No one reports anything.
2-5, this is an important piece of evidence, even though it might not seem like it at the moment. Please note, the color of the giraffe. It will be apparent in Season 3.
2-5, this is the last boy that Cat is interested in until the very end of Season 3, a very important piece of evidence for the timeline.
iParty With VicTORious (which aired in between 2-5 & 2-6), Cat begs for help from Lane. Her brother is biting her again, and he completely ignores her open and not so subtle plea for help. She lost her voice physically, and metaphorically as well.
Cat then is literally begging for attention from her friends, she is not being subtle with them either. It looks like she is two seconds away from the waterworks.
Episodes 2-6 & 7, the gang takes their Fall Break trip to Yerba. Little did they know, that a civil war was going on when they got there. Robbie got kicked out of the boy's room by Beck and Andre. He then sneaks into the girls' bed. This scene was discussed in a previous entry, about the song "5 Fingaz To Da Face." In this post, it is a piece of evidence that Cat and Robbie have been in bed together, platonically as friends. She does not seem to be concerned at all, though Tori and Trina are. This is important evidence for the transition between Seasons 2 & 3.
2-6 & 7, Andre was bitten by a vampire moth, and the only cure is eating oodles of salt. Also, Cat's brother goes in and out of prison pretty frequently, so much so that Cat cannot keep track of it all. Tori was arrested when her shoe fell off during a show, flew across the room and popped the Supreme Chancellor's one remaining eye.
2-6 & 7, Cat was excited about telling Sikowitz that she joined a prison gang. He was not the least concerned for her safety.
Episode 2-8, everybody has to re-audition to stay in Hollywood Arts, due to a new principal. Cat delivers her 5 minute audition in 82 seconds. She still has her mind to perform under duress.
Episode 2-9, Trina is in a play where she plays a flying alien. Something goes terribly wrong, setting up the Who-Dun-It Mystery: "Do did it to Trina?" Everybody is concerned about Trina's accident, but Cat is worried about the ranch house.
2-9, Cat goes out of her way to not care about Trina.
2-9, Cat does not care about the deaths of others, only about her own. She goes into her "Special Place" to emotionally remover herself from her present condition.
2-9, this behavior is solidified in Episode 3-3 later on in the series, after an unfortunate event happens.
2-9, In Robbie's flashback, both Cat and Trina are interested in him. (Speculation,) Robbie beds Trina, but is interested in Cat. Cat came over to Robbie's house for a surprise sleepover, only to discover Robbie and Trina having a romp in the hay.
2-9, Cat says that Robbie's flashback wasn't true and didn't happen that way. She then, for unknown reasons, tells a story that is not related in the least. Is she protecting herself or her reputation, or that of someone else?
Episode 2-10, Sikowitz has a midlife crisis at the early age of 34, and he is one of the few people that Cat has empathy for. This is a small clue for the Season 2 final analysis.
Episode 2-11, Cat wears Jupiter Boots, while Beck is trying to photograph something. She is trying to hint that she wants to be a kid again, regarding something about photography. Evidence in the next clip.
2-11, Cat realizes that all of the pictures that Robbie ever took of her were turned into cardboard cutouts, even the less than proper ones... She is embarrassed, and hops away. She spends the entire episode in bouncy boots, wanting to be pure and innocent again.
Episode 2-13, Christmas, Cat seems more than overjoyed to greet Robbie for Christmas week at school.
2-13, Because of Robbie's gift to Cat, she kissed him for the first real time ever. Important for the Season 2 after-analysis. Note the use of the bullhorn from Robbie, he wants to make the world know that he tried his hardest for the love of his life.
2-13, Cat's gift to Jade, the very pair of scissors used in the movie "The Scissoring". Because, Cat and Jade like to scissor. Also, Cat spent a huge amount of money to buy a movie prop from the 1970's, as it is currently in the 2010's in the show.
Season 2 Analysis: Cat started to change from the very beginning of this season. She seems to be more child-like. She wants to keep the pure part of her childhood as a permanent part of her being, ignoring the travesty of what her life really is. Her brother is physically abusing her, mentally as well. She asked her friends for help subtly, then the psychiatrist of the school, directly, to no avail. She lost her sense of empathy towards other people.
Season 2 After-Analysis: During the short school break after Christmas, Cat Valentine was impregnated by someone, even possibly raped. There are three main suspects in play: her best guy friend Robbie Shapiro, her teacher Erwin Sikowitz and her own brother (un-named)...! Each has evidence against him.
Robbie's evidence: Episode 1-3, he becomes infatuated with her from a simple stage kiss. She was trying to prove that Trina was only acting during her audition. Robbie asked her to meet his parents, and she choked on a carrot, she did not say yes or no. He took it as a yes. 1-4, Robbie lies to her about where they are going. He says to Cat that they are going to "Baby Golfing" (Putt-Putt), and they are really going to his grandparents' apartment. She clearly doesn't want to go there, and he muscles her into the doorway. He physically abuses her into a situation that she doesn't want to be in. 1-12, Robbie points Tori towards Daniel & Cat, who are making out. She then sprays them with hot cheese. Was that Robbie's intention all along? 1-15, Cat gets Tori to help her get Jade's boobs into the hamburger costume. Tori then Tweets about it on TheSlap.com, which Robbie sees. 1-19, Cat easily gets Sikowitz's newphew for a cheap date, and then goes to where Robbie is. 2-5, Cat uses a stuffed giraffe as an excuse to try to get out of Robbie asking her out to Prom. 2-6, Cat is okay with Robbie sneaking into the girls' bed in Yerba, as they have had sleepovers before. 2-11, Cat sees some of the cardboard cutouts that Robbie printed, and realized that he probably has many more (indecent) ones at home, and flees. 2-13, Cat kisses Robbie on the cheek out of gratitude for his present to her. She clearly realized that he put thought and effort into it. He knows that she loves candy, which plays a big part in Season 3.
Sikowitz's evidence: Episode 1-11, he breaks the law, by using $1,500 for the Ping Pong team, to take five 8th graders out to an expensive restaurant. He wanted to be the cool guy that they can trust. 1-12, at an after school event, he gives Tori a roasted wiener. She asks what is in it, and he just cackles madly. 1-13, he goes to the Karaoke Dokie, an 18 and *under* club, and sings a very suggestive song. "You're going to love me, you're gonna tell me you're ready to go, I'm already there [pointing to his penis], look up there, I'm the
star of the show," 1-15, he asks 6 very specific students, if they would like to do something, *for money*. It was a song for a 6 year old's birthday, but still. 1-19, he asks 6 specific students: "Who wants to have a sleepover at my house?!?" Same episode, he has an enormous jar of hand lotion ready, for *any* occasion... & he gets nervous when the police are near his house... He asks Tori and Beck, the last remaining students at his house for the exercise, to *not* look under his bathroom sink, almost as if he *is* asking them to look under it... 2-2, Sikowitz asks Tori to stay after class, *alone*..., then cradles her face, then asks to see if she wants to do something, *exciting*. It was an extra part in a movie, but he could have chosen better ways to ask it. 2-4, Tori passed out while doing the play Steamboat Susie, then he takes her dress off of her, and puts it on himself. He puts his own clothes on her, and does the rest of the play for her. 2-13, he texts each of the 6 specific kids their Secret Santa name, he has their personal numbers! So, if he can be this creepy to certain students in the classroom, he can be just as creepy outside the classroom too.
Cat's brother's evidence: Episode 1-6, he goes to the bathroom on the neighbor's lawn. 1-13, he was stabbed in Japan for unknown reasons. 2-2, he picked a fight with a clown on a bus and got shot. 2-3, his mother puts his "special medicine" in his favorite ice cream to get him to take it. 2-4, he paints his hand purple (note the color!) for a (hand) job interview, but didn't get it. 2-5, he got real blood for Jade for her play. TheSlap.com, he bites her foot. 2-6, he goes in and out of prison. 2-9, he fell out of a 4th story window, and when asked if he was okay, Cat said: "He's really messed up..." 2-10, he filled their pool with garbage. 2-12, he is banned from parades in LA, becuse he did something inappropriate with a horse during one. 2-13, he makes Christmas beef, and "rubs it with...", the story was cut off by Jade, who has decency. (Future evidence) 4-1, he borrowed a vacuum from their Church, and after what he did with it, they don't want it back.
It is plausible that any of these three impregnated Cat. The show goes out of its way to say that 2-13 is Christmas and 3-7 is April Fool's Day.
Season 3
Episode 3-1, Season 3 starts with a bang with a parody of the Breakfast Club. Jade asks whether or not Cat is a vegan (virgin). She is uncomfortable talking about it, as she is preggers.
3-1, Robbie is diverting attention away from him and Cat being vegans, by claiming that he shared a taco with Tori. He's eaten Cat's tacos lots of times, he doesn't want Jade to know that.
3-1, can it really get any more obvious than this?
Episode 3-2, Cat and Sikowitz bond over Tori's bad acting. She abandons her normal giraffe for Mr. Purple. Purple tigers and giraffe's don't happen in nature. In her mind, they are abominations of nature, just like the baby in her belly. Also, purple is the gay color, a small reflection on Cat's sexual transformation.
3-2, look how happy she is trying to have a miscarriage. She rides the mechanical bunny.
3-2, Cat looks at Jade when she wants to play Pirates. She doesn't like how Robbie plays Pirates, more evidence in 3-9.
Episode 3-3, Cat is further losing her mind, she is about 12 weeks in.
Cat's weight in 1-3.
Her weight in 3-3, complete with a baby bump. A sudden gain in weight, bigger breasts, a bun in the oven and nobody notices.
3-3, she witnesses Beck and Jade fighting in the Janitor's Closet, and Cat goes into her "safe place", which is under her bed. She passes out from the stress. They abandon her, not even considering to offer help. Luther the Janitor walks in, and doesn't even notice a teen girl passed out on his floor. Lane walks in, and is disappointed in Luther, who has a hammer and a rope in his hands. He doesn't get angry, or threaten to call the cops. Literally everybody in this universe is ignoring Cat's needs and calls for help.
Episode 3-4, Cat buys a drink, then immediately throws it away. No one notices. Something like this happens again in 4-12.
3-4, it finally happened. For the next two episodes, Cat is all about the water works.
Episode 3-5, Cat wears a button that says: "I'm sad. Ask me why."
3-5, for a comedy, things just got real. She masks her sadness by making her friends think that she is mourning the supposed death of Mona Patterson, the mother from the Partridge Family. It is after this moment, that she only wears a single gold ring, on her middle finger. A big F-U to traditional marriage, which leads to children. No more playing Pirates with Robbie.
Episode 3-6, Robbie and Cat give people bad news via fun songs. Robbie likes it, because he gets to spend time with Cat. Cat likes it, because she revels in other people's pain.
Episode 3-7, April Fool's Day, Cat blows up at Tori for no reason. Cat had her miscarriage near the end of the first trimester. She is now past the grieving, and is starting the anger portion.
3-7, she sure does enjoy watching people suffer.
Episode 3-8, Cat starts another buying binge. Her friends still don't notice anything. It's not as big as the first buying binge, it's about 3-4 items this time.
Episode 3-9, Robbie knows that Cat keeps candy in her bra. Tori looks mortified that Robbie knows this juicy information.
3-9, now that Cat has some more room in her bra, she stores extra candy in it. She offers the extras to her friends, as an attempt for a mega-obvious clue as to what is happening in her life. Clever foreshadowing.
3-9, note that Robbie is not present when this is happening. This is how Robbie plays Pirates with Cat. Why wait until it's offered? Why not just go for the pot of gold? That's what pirates do, they rape and pillage.
Episode 3-10, Cat becomes addicted to Bibble. There are a total of 29 jokes about her being addicted to it, throughout 4 episodes. Is she secretly addicted to it for medicinal purposes for something that she is trying to hide? Maybe she is trying to lower her sex drive and libido. All will be revealed in 3-12.
Episode 3-12, Cat accidentally waxed off all of Jade's eyebrows, so Jade got revenge. She revealed that Cat has cancer and wears a wig! How did Jade know that Cat had cancer?
They have sleepovers! After Cat's miscarriage, she made sure that she would never get pregnant ever again. She took loads of birth control and other things, so much so that she got breast cancer. In every single episode since 3-3, Cat always wore her hair to have it cover her chest. She has a full head of hair in the next episode, ergo, a wig.
Episode 3-13, Robbie is the wigmaster for Beck's movie. He is good at it, because he was keeping Cat's secret for the last few months.
3-13, now that half of her secret is out, Cat is starting to try and back into the dating scene. The girls went for sushi in their movie wigs to see how blonde girls are treated. Evan really likes girls with blonde hair, but Cat usually wears a red velvet wig.
3-13, oh Pirates..., does Robbie have no decency? And Cat wears a red wig, that's how she portrays herself. She is worried that Evan won't like her as a non-blonde.
3-13, Evan tells Cat just what a teen cancer survivor wants to hear, that she is beautiful, then dumps her immediately.
Season 3 Analysis: It is canon that Cat either grew a full head of hear in a night, or wears a wig. The wig scenario fits better. If she is bald, cancer is the likely culprit, and that would explain the Bibble addiction. She was using it to get through the pain of chemotherapy. Pregnancy is likely, a specific 12 week time period was laid out. She was flirty with Robbie at Christmas time, she gained weight suddenly, and her belly increased in size. She actively tried to lose the baby, and was successful. She had a mourning period for two episodes, and was not interested in dating anyone for the whole season (minus the last episode). Cat then wears a single gold ring on her middle finger for the rest of the series, and wears her hair in the front to cover her chest. Something traumatic definitely happened to her.
Season 4
Episode 4-1, right in the beginning of the season, they make a bust size joke. Trina and Jade back away when Cat asks which one is the flattest.
4-1, she is starting to beg for attention again.
Episode 4-2, Cat is begging for attention by showing off her tap dancing skills. What travesty befell onto Cat this time?
Episode 4-3, Cat keeps Tori's dirty secret, she knows what her and Beck will do with their free time. Cat is good at keeping secrets.
4-3, Cat sucks at keeping some secrets, but some are air tight.
Episode 4-4, Beck's friend from Canada came to pay him a visit. All of the girls immediately fall in love with him. Feeferdoon is Canadian kindergarten.
4-4, Moose likes big "hamburgers." Cat looks down when she comments that she wishes she had bigger hamburgers.
4-4, Moose wasn't talking about hamburgers in the last video, he wasn't staring into Cat's eyes when he commented, they both looked down. She clearly looks sad, and quietly wished that she never played Pirates with Robbie. This is the last time she is ever interested in any boy. Little does she know that in a few short months, she will meet Sam Puckett. Keep on waiting, Cat.
Episode 4-5, the gang has a bet with Sikowitz that they can last a week without modern technology. He blows up that everybody has a sickness of being addicted to their phones. Cat feels pretty good,as she is taking drugs for helping her with her chemotherapy.
4-5, Cat has loads of strength from whatever pain drug that she is taking. This is important, because in Sam & Cat, she has lost all of her strength.
4-5, the bet changed into a Girls vs. Boys bet. Cat cannot be trusted, so they have to physically restrain her. They eventually tie her up on a leash. Her homosexuality is becoming more prevalent. She likes being spanked, especially by girls.
4-5, Cat is in phone withdrawl. She would do anything, or anyone, for being able to text people again. She has a serious face when she say "anything", even playing Pirates with Robbie.
4-5, Jade West finally addresses the issue, Cat Valentine is indeed going insane.
Episode 4-6, Cat entices Robbie to show her Robbie's sister's special butterfly from South America. It gets away, and lands in her left ear, and decides to stay there for a while. Robbie brings her a butterfly house, but she interprets that he is showing her something nasty, perhaps his penis again.
4-6, Cat once again finds herself in a situation where a living entity is inside of her, and is annoying her. What does she say? Something related to abortion, perhaps?
Episode 4-7, Cat has already made up her mind, no more boys for her. It happened during the Moose incident in 4-3. She is clearly upset about the prospect of being Robbie's date for the Cow-Wow. She knows what happens after proms, and she doesn't want the "Christmas Incident" to happen again. Cat sees the need to physically flee from her best guy friend. She doesn't want a "Cow-Wow" incident to happen, like in this fan fiction.
Episode 4-8, this show is brutal to her Bibble addiction. Will no one help Cat? What is wrong that she is still addicted to it? 4-12 has the answer.
Episode 4-9, Cat has little comprehension of cause and effect. She is forced to eat bush peas, because she made all of the Hollywood Arts kids aware of an embarrassing picture of Jade. She even tries to stuff them down her pockets.
Episode 4-11, she interrupts the teacher to have the attention on her. All will revealed in the next episode as to what happened to her.
4-11, she is just being annoying to her friends, and Cat is snapping back. They would be quite a lot nicer if they knew the full story.
Episode 4-12, Jade and Robbie finally notice Cat has been calling for help. Why did it take so long?
4-12, Cat's ring on her middle finger has been one of her clues that something is wrong. It has been on the middle finger since after her miscarriage and mourning. Her friends finally see that something is wrong, and she covers up her ring.
4-12, Cat's big new secret, she is homeless. Her parents abandoned her to help her mentally challenged brother. She has been living in the school for an unspecified amount of time.
4-12, Robbie, the poor girl was pregnant and had cancer, now she is homeless, have you no shame?
Episode 4-13, Cat spends nearly $3,000 buying Pajelehoochos online. She's dying anyway, and is absurdly wealthy, so she decides to have some fun. More evidence of terminal cancer in Sam & Cat.
4-13, Robbie, no means no. I lost count how many times Cat said no through the series.
Season 4 Analysis: Things just keep on piling on for Cat, she can't catch a break. Her own family abandoned her, she had to move in with her grandmother. She gave up completely on boys when Moose said that her bust wasn't big enough, post breast cancer surgery. Robbie keeps wanting to play Pirates with her, even though she clearly doesn't want to. Things will get much better, to a point, when she finally meets Sam.
Sam & Cat
Cat is still a student at Hollywood Arts during the show Sam & Cat. There are peculiar things that happen in the timeline and the character's ages, especially with Sam being 16.
Episode 1, Sam rescues Cat from a trash truck. Cat finally meets the love of her life.
1: Cat buys Justin Bieber hair from her neighbor, Dice. He "acquires" things on the Black Market. She smells it like it is a drug. Bibble will come back two more times before the end of it all.
1: Cat joins Sam in bed on the *very* first night, to make sure that Sam doesn't get scared. Sam surprisingly offers little resistance.
1: Sam & Cat save the manager of Inside Out Burger from dying, and he rewards them with cheese burgers, for as long as they both shall live. Oh, the irony, Cat is on her way out. They only go back to there once, they mainly eat at the restaurant, Bots.
1: Cat sees potential in Sam.
Episode 2: Sam does *not* like being woken up by Cat in this fashion.
2: They both come to the realization that they are lesbians. "Oh...!"
2: They cancelled "That's A Drag", and now Cat won't live the rest of her days knowing the ending.
2: After Sam calmed Cat down, Cat come on way too strong on the first day that she knew Sam played for the other team.
2: Sam showed interest in Cat in the only way that she knew how, she stole the set of "That's A Drag", and renovated their apartment. Sam is not mushy, but she still has it where it counts. This was an event like what the Make A Wish Foundation does. Sam knows that Cat wears a wig, that can't be hidden for too long if two people live together. She found out that she has cancer. Cat starts Sam And Cat's Super Rockin' Fun Time Babysitting Service (.net, because .com was taken!), a company to earn extra cash. Extra is the key part, Cat is loaded with cash. She also starts the babysitting service as a redemption for the baby she never had, or will ever have. On the website, Cat's hourly rate is a tin of Bibble per hour. Sam's price is 6 meatballs per hour. They don't even charge money! An apartment in Venice, CA is $2,000 a month minimum for the bare bones. Their apartment is in the $4,500-$5,000 range.
Episode 3: Just three episodes into a new show, they bring back Cat's addiction to Bibble. How addicted to it is Cat?
Episode 4: Dilbin, a mean snot-nosed kid, who claims that his father owns their apartment building, threatens to kick them out if Nona does not move back in. Cat never once in the episode said that she is under 18. It seems like she is hiding her age from Sam.
A precise timeline on Cat's age:
10th Grade, 15-16 years old:
Season 1-9, Cat turns 16 in July, according to TheSlap.com
Season 1-11, Cat is in Hollywood Arts in the 8th grade in a two year flashback.
11th Grade, 16-17:
Season 2-6, Fall Break happens.
Season 2-12, Christmas.
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Second semester
Season 3-7, April Fool's Day.
Season 3-10, Cat becomes addicted to Bibble.
Season 3-13, End of semester projects shown. Robbie sings "I Think You're Swell" to Cat.
12th Grade, 17-18:
Sam starts out the age of 14 when Sam & Cat starts.
Sam turns 15 after Christmas.
Sam & Cat Episode 11, Nona comments that Cat's Bibble fiasco was about a year ago, sometime after April 1st.
12th Grade (repeat), 18-19:
Sam & Cat Episode 15, Halloween.
Sam & Cat Episode 18, Sam's sister has final exams.
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Second semester
Sam turns 16
Sam & Cat Episode 21, Sam is 16 years old, and offers to go to Juvenile Detention to protect Cat.
Sam & Cat Episode 23, Cat to Robbie, about his song: "You sang that to me over a year ago!"
Sam & Cat Episode 24, Cat mentions to Sam that her Christmas and her birthday both went by.
Episode 6: Sam is (sub)consciously used to Cat getting into bed with her.
6: the episode starts off with Sam being jealous that she sleeps on the couch, and Cat sleeps in a queen sized bed. She flips the mattress and knocks Cat out of it. Cat tries to do the same, but her body is failing her, and she lost all of her strength. Cat Valentine is dying.
6: Cat is stick thin. It's been estimated that she lost 25 pounds from her heaviest on VicTORious until Sam & Cat. Ariana Grande even admits that she lost weight, when she became vegan.
6: Sharing the big bedroom. If there is a smaller one, why doesn't Sam ask for that one? She just asked Cat to be "room mates", benefits and all.
6: Now that they are a couple, they must decide what their room will look like.
Episode 8: Cat is looking out for Sam's girly figure. She doesn't want to spend her last months dating a blimp.
Episode 11: The final portrayal of Bibble. Nickelodeon really drove the point in hard that Cat is addicted to it. 12 minutes of screen time if you add it all up together.
Episode 15: Cat is excited about getting Sam "into" her Halloween costume! I wonder what Sam is going to be...
15: Cat wanted to have fun with a healthier and bustier version of herself. She used one of her spare wigs on Sam, and Sam went along with it.
iCarly - iParty With VicTORious: It's not like Sam is opposed to roleplaying.
Episode 16: Sam got a real job, and Cat needs help babysitting, and to spend time with her. Is their relationship starting to crumble? And they share soap, why is Cat worried about Sam leaving little hairs on the soap? Sam's head hair is long, oh... wait a minute...
16: Sam works all the time, and Cat has needs! She's on a timetable, just a different one from a normal young lady. This really aggravates Sam, it completely changed her personality. She hates most people, but warmed up to Cat, who betrayed her.
Episode 18: Sam makes fun of Cat's "a-bra" when she is doing a magic trick. Cat's bra size is still a touchy subject for her.
Episode 19: The affair has Sam drinking heavy amounts of "root beer."
19: It's also revealed that Sam Puckett is 16 years old.
19: In Episode 21, she will offer to go to Juvie with Cat, when Cat gets arrested. She thinks that Cat is under 18 years old. So, a 19 year old Cat cons a 16 year old Sam into a sexual relationship. Oh, Cat, what have you done? Just wait until Sam finds out your real age...
Episode 21: Cat starts unloading her massive wealth on to Sam, to try and say that she's sorry for cheating on her. (She's also stealing money out of an ATM. she figures, she's going to die soon anyway, so why not have fun?"
21: Cat seduces Sam with not having to worry about money ever again.
21: Sam forgets about the affair for a while.
21: Cat gets arrested for stealing from the ATM. Sam, thinking that's Cat is under 18, wants to go with her. The officer never checks Cat's age. They both get out on a technicality. This is the second time Cat has been arrested.
Episode 23: Jade has never been to Cat's new apartment, and it's well into the second semester of the year.
23: "Jade and Sam can never meet!" Could it be that Cat is getting a slice of the pie from each of them? Is it because Jade knows that Cat is 19, and Sam doesn't?
23: Jade and Sam do meet, and Cat makes up a lame excuse. She is really afraid that they will become lovers with each other, as neither one is clocking out soon. Pay attention to Cat's undershirt. It's heavily implied that in between shots, she takes her shirt and undershirt off to make sure that they are not interested in each other, then only puts her shirt back on. When Jade and Cat leave together, she puts both her shirt and undershirt back on. This is curious, as everybody's outfit stayed the same, but hers.
23: Cat knows where to apply the pressure, from Sam's old boyfriend, Freddie. Cat drew first blood in this fight, just like in the Peezy B fight.
23: Cat makes sure that Jade and Sam see that Freddie is hanging out with her. Sam decides to fight back, and Jade recommends that she go out on a date with Robbie.
23: Cat flips out that Robbie is singing "I Think You're Swell" to Sam, a song that he sang to her "over a year ago." She doesn't want to lose Sam to Jade, or Robbie.
23: Freddie finally figures out what is going on, Sam and Cat are using Freddie and Robbie for their squabble. Robbie just wants to be useful.
23: Cat locks Sam in a closet, so Sam can't do a dangerous stunt, jumping over killer tuna fish. Cat doesn't want Sam to die from doing something foolish. Even though they are fighting, she still loves Sam. Cat is used to doing stupid stuff, like at the Gorilla Club in Victorious 3-2. Sam comments that they have different body types, Cat puts two oranges down her shirt, then remembers what bosoms look like.
Sam (off screen) asked Jade later on when Robbie sang the song for her. She was curious. Jade replied: "When she was about to turn 17." Sam found out that Cat is nearly 19 years old! Their entire relationship changed. She found out from Robbie about their child together. Sam's heart was crushed.
Sam remembered the times where Cat was begging for physical affection, and all the times that Sam said no.
Episode 24: Cat invents a new holiday, Yay Day, because she won't live to see another Christmas. Sam reluctantly agrees.
24: Cat has a snooping problem for peeking at presents. Sam mislabeled her present to Cat with Goomer's She gave expensive mouth wash and foot wash to him, imported from Australia. Cat sees this, and switches her expensive leather jacket with a crusty old pillow that she got from a bum. Then Cat opens Sam's *real* present to her, then the drama starts.
24: Sam only said this because she cares about being with her loved ones more than the presents.
24: Sam & Cat realized that they both ruined their last holiday together. Tears ensued. Sam gave her emotional goodbye to Cat with a sad story about her gift of meatballs. Sam came to the realization that the day would never have been ruined if she labeled Goomer's foot wash present with Goomer's name, and Cat's jump rope present with Cat's name. She doesn't know how long Cat has left.
Episode 31: In case you were thinking I was wrong in Season 3-12 that Cat wears a wig. They go out of their way to say it here.
Episode 34: Just in in the second episode 1-2, this second to last episode 34 features bondage. This time, Cat is the one doing the handcuffing.
Episode 35: Cat very lovingly keeps a log where Sam can't go. Dice got a hair modeling gig for a magazine, and might be able to be on the cover. He needs an adult chaperone, which Cat is one. She leaves Sam with Nona for the weekend.
35: Sam soon realizes that Nona is amazing, because she does all of her work for her. Sure Cat physically loves her, but Nona spoils her rotten.
35: Sam already gave her emotional goodbye to Cat, and is not a very good with goodbyes, or with emotions in general. She let Cat disappear into the night without a proper goodbye. Cat was stabbed, because she wasn't strong enough to defend herself. Dice didn't say Juvie, he said jail. Dice would know the difference.
Sam & Cat Analysis: For the almost year and a half that they were together, Sam & Cat had many ups and downs. Mainly they were ups. It was a love story doomed from the start. Sam knew going into it that even if she did accept Cat, it wouldn't last. Cat hit on her the second that they both realized they played on the same side, she wasn't wasting any time. Sam took a chance and went for it that same day. It was worth it. Later, in Yay Day, near the end, both made a mistake that ended up ruining their last holiday together. What made it worse for Sam, it was a holiday that Cat *made up*, to even have one last day with Sam. She couldn't take it, and Sam broke down right in front of Cat. Sam had said her emotional goodbye right then and there, and would accept the first opportunity for the relationship to slip away. It presented itself when Cat got arrested and sent to jail. That was the end.
Overall, this entire mess would have been prevented if literally anyone listened to her and her cries for help. Her brother would have stopped mentally abusing her, she would have not been physically abused by him. She would have not been weakened to be impregnated, then she would not have taken to many things to sterilize herself. She wouldn't have gotten cancer. If she met Sam under all of these conditions, they would have been together for the rest of their lives.
#RIPCatValentine
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